Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Wouldn't that be putting it into you mummy?

have to put the character into the story first

 

[DannieB]

I caught it after your hint, but had trouble figuring out how to spell it.

Spell check saved the day

 

[MindYaBitness]

Close...what do you put a mummy into?

I was going with "Tut in your gut"

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

After today?? This seems even more accurate!!

 

[TXRafe]

After today?? This seems even more accurate!!
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sigh, you're beautiful! stop it! grrr!

 

[MindYaBitness]

After today?? This seems even more accurate!!
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What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

Hey - you do you! There's no wrong answer here

 

[lavendersilk]

What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know what details could possibly embellish this story even further, but, I am dying to find out

oh. awe.

There was a bus load of stereotypical Japanese tourists in black suits and cameras around their necks that only stayed for like half the movie, I’m guessing they just want to say they saw a move at the Cinerama Dome

But yeah gassy spice was the high point

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[dawn_of_night]

All I want for Christmas is _____

Me....
I knew it!!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

Hi

 

[UnquietDreams]

After today?? This seems even more accurate!!
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I am just okay leftover pizza, eaten cold over the sink while reading.

 

[dawn_of_night]

After today?? This seems even more accurate!!
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Babe, youre loaded mashed potatoes! Don't cut yourself short!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am just okay leftover pizza, eaten cold over the sink while reading.

Pepperoni or cheese?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pepperoni.

 

[dawn_of_night]

What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

I'd eat that....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Pepperoni.

I'd eat that too....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pepperoni.

Cheese?

 

[LupineOne]

What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

Om nom nom nom

 

[SWR101]

Pepperoni.

Cheese?

Now I want pizza…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cheese?

I mean.... I'd eat it... But I'd eat the pepperoni first.... Like until it was gone.... G - O - N- E.

 

[SWR101]

 

[SWR101]

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For the record, this is “3 lies and no truth”
I am not cute, average height, and pretty flat in the rear

 

[vagrantx]

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