Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't recall...

After some quick research on the google machine, it turns out that was just a dream I had

 

[Peter_Out]

the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

A vag of frozen peas? Wow, you folks are kinky!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's a hideous choice.

Do you want to switch your answer to Mindy's test drive? What if X is a terrible kisser?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A vag of frozen peas? Wow, you folks are kinky!

You think that's weird?

 

[Peter_Out]

You think that's weird?

Oh, I didn't say weird...

(Sorry, can't see youtube, it's blocked here because of google.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I fucking wish. I’m still at work.

The question still stands.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you want to switch your answer to Mindy's test drive? What if X is a terrible kisser?

Don't they compensate? Like blind people with hearing, deaf people with sight, and dumb people being really good looking?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don't they compensate? Like blind people with hearing, deaf people with sight, and dumb people being really good looking?

I have always thought that you were really good looking

jk jk jk. Well kinda

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't they compensate? Like blind people with hearing, deaf people with sight, and dumb people being really good looking?

I guess that explains why my hearing and sight are so poor.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I thank the person who brought the invisible text to our attention!



One? Damned slackers.

Right?! That’s why they need 2 more per day, EACH, to make up for the deficit my dizziness is causing.

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

It’s the opposite for me. I ended a relationship in the past because he wasn’t open to the possibility of ever getting married again or having any more kids. Gave his little sailors a hell of a send-off before they were shipped off though!

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

Again, opposite for me Would love to be bred, but am on hormonal birth control to regulate a super rare uterine condition.

BEST typo ever

The eunuchs getting elections or the vag of peas?

 

[Peter_Out]

Right?! That’s why they need 2 more per day, EACH, to make up for the deficit my dizziness is causing.

Wait. So... (counts Lit posters).... times two.... I suppose that does explain your username

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait. So... (counts Lit posters).... times two.... I suppose that does explain your username

Well not the ENTIRETY of Lit, the request was just to the Shenanigang in this thread

 

[SWR101]

 

[Peter_Out]

Well not the ENTIRETY of Lit, the request was just to the Shenanigang in this thread

But still...

 

[BrendaBear]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

Okay… this typo is just too funny…

 

[UnquietDreams]

You too caramel tits

Mmmmmm.....caramel tits....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do I get to test drive each one first?

And then, after your choice, the losing parts get chopped off or sewn up?

Okay, fine, I'm still in.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[BrendaBear]

Mummy in a tummy?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mummy in a tummy?

Close...what do you put a mummy into?

 

[DannieB]

A sarcophagus in my esophagus

 

[Apisto42]

Sarcophagus in an esophagus!

 

[BrendaBear]

Close...what do you put a mummy into?

oh!!

Sarcophagus In a esophagus?

 

[DannieB]

Mummy in a tummy?

That is where I went first!

 

[vagrantx]

Close...what do you put a mummy into?

Incestuous lit-stories?