Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

...what now?

We're not going to pick on vag of peas? Is that like a ben-wa balls kind of thing?

I bet @OrdinaryPerson would read what meant, not what I typed!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can eunuchs gets erections?

Probably not, but goddamn can they sing

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn't even know the Green Giant HAD a sister

If he did, she's definitely not using peas as benwa balls

 

[Wand3rlust]

They probably have to compensate somehow? Maybe magic fingers?

I'm listening.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm listening.

Do you have a digital fixation?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Probably not, but goddamn can they sing

Bfd

Squeeze them balls hard enough we all sing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

They probably have to compensate somehow? Maybe magic fingers?

I cannot be the only one who watched Game of Thrones

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you have a digital fixation?

There is a lot to be said for talented fingers.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If he did, she's definitely not using peas, as benwa balls

Oh fuck. Im tryin' to exercise here

 

[Wand3rlust]

I cannot be the only one who watched Game of Thrones

I don't watch stuff.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I cannot be the only one who watched Game of Thrones

Sunday night ritual

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

There is a lot to be said for talented fingers.

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

While it IS true that you're back on your feet after a couple days, it's a stretch to say that the guy is fine immediately afterwards. I had mine done on a Tuesday and when I had to coach rugby that Saturday I was NOT keeping up with the kids. Not by a long shot.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't watch stuff.

All you need to know is that a hot chick named Missandei, who could have had her pick of gentlemen was more than satisfied with a eunuch named Grey Worm and his magic oral skills

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

That's a hideous choice.

But.

Dick, I can sort of replicate.
Fingers I can sort of replicate

But mouth and tongue?

You gotta have that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

While it IS true that you're back on your feet after a couple days, it's a stretch to say that the guy is fine immediately afterwards. I had mine done on a Tuesday and when I had to coach rugby that Saturday I was NOT keeping up with the kids. Not by a long shot.

Oh, definitely! It's just far less of a hassle than the full surgery of getting your tubes tied or the weeks of recovery, not to mention months of carrying, a baby...and the following 18 years.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

I am voting mouth.
And you know damn well why people

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

Do I get to test drive each one first?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

All you need to know is that a hot chick named Missandei, who could have had her pick of gentlemen was more than satisfied with a eunuch named Grey Worm and his magic oral skills

Didn't she play with girls sometimes?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do I get to test drive each one first?

This is probably the right answer

 

[MindYaBitness]

Didn't she play with girls sometimes?

I don't recall...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Do I get to test drive each one first?

Sure.

Just sign here

And here

And here

And

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dick, I can sort of replicate.

Has science gone too far?

Fingers I can sort of replicate

You even have them!

But mouth and tongue?
You gotta have that.

That does make a lot of sense. I wish you the best of luck with 'stumpy'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't recall...

After some quick research on the google machine, it turns out that was just a dream I had

 

[Peter_Out]

the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

A vag of frozen peas? Wow, you folks are kinky!