Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Yes!!!

Some friends of ours bought the board game and we're trying to plan a game night to try it out!

 

[Qky75]

Ooh ooh ooh I downloaded dead by daylight… it’s awesome

Is that the one where you wake up at the ass crack of dawn and commute to a place that rewards you for hard work by giving you more hard work? How does one exit that game. It's scary as fuck.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that the one where you wake up at the ass crack of dawn and commute to a place that rewards you for hard work by giving you more hard work? How does one exit that game. It's scary as fuck.

*Abort mission*

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was thwarted on my attempt to leave early.

Countdown: 2 hours until my release

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t wanna!!!

My daughter bought me a Godzilla tee shirt for Christmas. I may have teared up slightly and whispered "Nebzilla" when I opened it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was thwarted on my attempt to leave early.

Countdown: 2 hours until my release

Wow, you take edging seriously!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Keeping yourselves busy, I hope

Not in the slightest.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Okay, but how hard can that be? Old brain -- "fuck, I'm a flat worm." New brain -- "fuck, I'm a flat worm. Hey, didn't I just say that?"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ooh ooh ooh I downloaded dead by daylight… it’s awesome

I never played but I sued to watch my friend twitch stream it a lot. It’s terrifying

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah that’s me too …. Except next week when I just work Thursday and Friday.

The 1st full week of January is gonna be a kick to the cunt.

I am only working my Second Job That Pays For The Kid's School. With the holidays landing on my regular working days, I am only working there on Saturday. Don't go back to the real job until January 6th.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You and warm water were made for each other.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Absolutely what I wanted...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Yes.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Absolutely what I wanted...

Easy....

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Full disclosure I did not attempt to solve it, I’ll take the computers word . I think you gotta do some shenanigans because the denominator is zero at x=1, I think that’s l’Hopitâl’s rule territory but my memory of calculus is decades old and should not be trusted

I got about halfway through the steps before I had a mental note that I needed to look something up to make sure I understood/agreed…then paused to think WTF am I doing? I haven’t done calculus since university and in no way need to refresh my knowledge on a sex site

I'm not working, thank god, I'm going to be worthless today

Yes! I have the same plan. It will continue for days

Well you can just fuck right off

If you insist

 

[vagrantx]

Netflix live-action Aristocats looking DOPE ASF!

 

[Indie]

I would pay up to $100 to get her to log in here every day for a month. @MindYaBusiness what is the price of OnlyMoms anyway?

Cash up front, sweets.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cash up front, sweets.

 

[Indie]

Ok.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ok.

No, not like that!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My daughter bought me a Godzilla tee shirt for Christmas. I may have teared up slightly and whispered "Nebzilla" when I opened it.

 

[vagrantx]

My 6 yo figured out I was the tooth fairy pretty quickly and even left me a god damned note to let me know...

Cash4teeth.
Photographic evidence. Your kid's wrong. Dead wrong. The fae are real and they're out to get us.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cash4teeth.
Photographic evidence. Your kid's wrong. Dead wrong. The fae are real and they're out to get us.

Have you not seen Hellboy II? Tooth fairies.

The Fae are fucking terrifying.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok … so did everyone get everything they wanted for Christmas?

I got a new cordless miter saw.
And a new 9.1 surround system that makes every window in my house rattle!

Orgasms?

Gifts for self don't count, right?

Sex toys?

I mean, no.

Fucked under the Christmas tree while Santa watches and eats cookies?

That's a lot of wishful thinking

Whatever… I won’t judge.

This is a lie.