Sex & Shenanigans

Kinda like the time a blind date asked me if she could bring her briefcase with her to the date because she had a great opportunity to share with me.

I was hoping the briefcase was full of sex toys and condoms. Nope. Condos in Portugal. FML.
did you mistake “date” for “time share appointment” …?
 
SO's playing Tiny Tina's Wonderlands... She's currently on a quest to rob a dead poet's graveyard, to collect magical tongues to grant a goblin the gift of prose so it can convince an alchemist of a farmers love for her.

This shit's trippy asf
Ooh ooh ooh I downloaded dead by daylight… it’s awesome
 
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