Sex & Shenanigans

The oatmeal needs to go too.

You can't improve on the chocolate chip cookie (unless you add nuts), so why try.

Cranberries in cookies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It doesn’t have to be better, I need variety!

Does their whole diet consist of mosquitoes tho? I'm sure they eat other things as well... Besides, mosquitos are the most deadly creatures in the world...

Mosquitos are also are a big reason the rainforests still exist. Humans cannot be trusted to mange the ecosystem reliably.

Considering I'm allergic to them, I agree they need to go. I want to enjoy my summers outside, not being eaten alive.

Save the bats! Save the rainforests! A little discomfort I will suffer for the bigger picture! 🤗🤗🤗

Bats can eat gnats. I agree with the rainforests and I'm all for saving them but the mosquitoes aren't needed for their survival. They are passionate about me. My wife doesn't need repellant if I'm around. It's amazing and awful at the same time.
Fuck raisins and fuck mosquitoes! In the last 2 years or so, I’ve started getting “skeeter syndrome” (it’s a real thing!) sooooo damn bad…like big, painful areas of swelling several inches wide. 🤬

Oh, someone on here made a giant cookie cake for her child's birthday. It was beautiful...

I had one for my birthday, along with another cake for everyone else. I don't mind baking cake or cupcakes but not a big fan of sweets/sugar.
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It doesn’t have to be better, I need variety!










Fuck raisins and fuck mosquitoes! In the last 2 years or so, I’ve started getting “skeeter syndrome” (it’s a real thing!) sooooo damn bad…like big, painful areas of swelling several inches wide




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I've had Skeeter syndrome since I was young, my skin shows every bite/scar.

and slides you a cookie!
 
I've had Skeeter syndrome since I was young, my skin shows every bite.

and slides you a cookie!
The skeeters love me. It’s a love hate relationship where they bite me and my skin swells so big and I slap them and they die and we repeat. My son is safe but me and my daughter are lambs to the slaughter 😭

Cookies make it better though!
 
The skeeters love me. It’s a love hate relationship where they bite me and my skin swells so big and I slap them and they die and we repeat. My son is safe but me and my daughter are lambs to the slaughter 😭

Cookies make it better though!
Yes cookies help, slides one to you! I'm going to have to make more.
I have this too! It’s fucking miserable. One of the reasons I hibernate in the summer. 🫂
This makes me happy, bc i know im not alone....now!!!

hugs all around!!! 🫂🫂🫂
 
This looks like one of the guys from Flight of the Conchords. Is it? And what’s the movie?!
It is a reality like movie where you have five vampires sharing a house in Wellington, New Zealand. It is fantastic, and if you can, get the physical media like the DVD. The outtakes are hilarious. (A lot the film was improvised.)

They did a TV series on Hulu, with different vampires living in Staten Island, NY. It is as funny if not more so, since you have more time to develop characters, but they are in more bite - sized pieces. It is fantastic.
 
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