Sex & Shenanigans

[LexxRuthless]

Thank god cuz I really don’t want an inbox of dick.

Ever.

I will delete my account and never come back.

Yeah... that would likely be my reaction as well.

My first thought was, "Challenge accepted!" (Thanks for that, Barney Stimpson)
But then I thought, "What we need is a genuinely useful AI program that will recognize those unwanted dicks in your inbox and automatically redirect them to someone who would actually like an inbox full of dicks."

 

[BrendaBear]

My first thought was, "Challenge accepted!" (Thanks for that, Barney Stimpson)
But then I thought, "What we need is a genuinely useful AI program that will recognize those unwanted dicks in your inbox and automatically redirect them to someone who would actually like an inbox full of dicks.

So… you are thinking an intelligent dick distribution system. Got it!

 

[Bry1313]

Just turned on Tombstone



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[LexxRuthless]

Bahahahahahahaha

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[SWR101]

I don’t know what’s going on around here, so, average day?

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know what’s going on around here, so, average day?

Sure P.P. That’s all.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just turned on Tombstone



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That movie never gets old!

 

[BrendaBear]

That movie never gets old!

I agree.

Have you heard the horrible news?

 

[Bry1313]

That movie never gets old!

You’re not wearing a bustle, how lewd

 

[Bry1313]

I agree.

Have you heard the horrible news?

It’s why I’m watching it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just turned on Tombstone



https://media1.tenor.com/m/5UgaooVfhDgAAAAC/i%27m-in-my-prime-doc-holliday.gif

I’ve been thinking a lot about Real Genius. In many ways the most accurate college movie I’ve ever watched.

Which..I mean..low bar…but still.

 

[Trubbycat]

That movie never gets old!

And neither will Val Kilmer.

Too soon?

 

[LexxRuthless]

I’ve been thinking a lot about Real Genius. In many ways the most accurate college movie I’ve ever watched.

Which..I mean..low bar…but still.

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is this a cautionary tale about @Lord Pmann?

Better than getting fisted BY a horse. Or getting hoofed by a horse.

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve been thinking a lot about Real Genius. In many ways the most accurate college movie I’ve ever watched.

Which..I mean..low bar…but still.

That was on the potential list tonight too.

 

[BrendaBear]

What? Top Secret was so much better!

 

[Bry1313]

What? Top Secret was so much better!

He’s got so many good lines in Tombstone though

 

[lavendersilk]

Better than getting fisted BY a horse. Or getting hoofed by a horse.

Speaking from experience?

 

[BrendaBear]

He’s got so many good lines in Tombstone though

Oh.... for sure. Tombstone is my favorite movie he is in. But Real Genius? Did almost nothing for me. But I loved him in Top Secret. I loved him in The Doors too. As a big Doors fan, I think there are things in that movie that were kind of jacked up, but all of those actors did amazing jobs with those roles.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Any and ALL nominations made for @OrdinaryPerson and @lavendersilk will be ignored.

They shall not win any awards this round, and may Satan have mercy on their souls.

Thank you

I will give special prizes to ANYONE who does not nominate @OrdinaryPerson or @lavendersilk for any awards.

Sign me up

 

[BrendaBear]

Thank you

Sign me up

Wow... so Indie isn't a big fan of PurplePanda?

Okay, good to know.

And my I comment, you have a really, wonderful, sexy butt. In case you weren't aware... just thought, I'd mention it.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wow... so Indie isn't a big fan of PurplePanda?

Boo
Hiss

Okay, good to know.

And my I comment, you have a really, wonderful, sexy butt. In case you weren't aware... just thought, I'd mention it.

Thank you Brenda Bear!

Here's a good category @crazychemgirl

 

[LexxRuthless]

What? Top Secret was so much better!

Okay, I loved that one too. It had the same rapid-fire sight gags that made Airplane! one of the greatest comedies ever. Plus, you know, the Anal Intruder...

But for quotable quotes, I've gotta give the nod to Real Genius.

 

[cheekygirl75]

And you were kind enough to share!

Fuck me running! All this time I thought you were such a nice guy! God, you had me fooled! May you have “we built this city on rock and roll” stuck in your head for the rest of the night for passing that on! Do you have any idea how much alcohol I will need to consume to burn that sad image out of my head??

Sheesh.

Ugh, I feel like I got caught in friendly fire or am collateral damage or something... I'm totally going to have that song stuck in my head for ages now! At least it will get the previous one out....

 

[LexxRuthless]

Ugh, I feel like I got caught in friendly fire or am collateral damage or something... I'm totally going to have that song stuck in my head for ages now! At least it will get the previous one out....

What was the previous song?