Sex & Shenanigans

[LexxRuthless]

Jumping Jesus on a pogostick?

Puts me in mind of a great lyric on Puscifer's Conditions of My Parole:
"Sweet baby Jesus on fire..."

Yeah, I've used that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Aka peepee? Seems rude but if y’all insist.

Or PuPa?

 

[UnquietDreams]

So what kind of bribe do you want to stop this insanity?

I'm not beyond using my vag or Purple's to get what I want, if you know what I mean.

https://i.ibb.co/V00mpm4W/UGEvOYK.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kinkiest Couple
Purple-iest Couple
Panda-iest Couple...

 

[UnquietDreams]

We can be booby buddies
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMHZzbTBwbWE5cGhyZ2JjbnZ1eXp5OXNveTFobmRsY29mand5eGM4aiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o6MbkqtcgnhXjGXZe/giphy.gif

https://i.ibb.co/26jqYgH/bouncingboobies.webp

 

[UnquietDreams]

They seem legit.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/lnSlz7F3lrABc10Rnz/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe914tq0zonn3xe6708xm42til9d7d04vqfelcxcznoq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

My deal not theirs!

It is such a shame when people won't stay honestly bribed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right?

Omg … he’s the worst.

So @Bry1313 isn't the worst then.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I only have 3 hours left in my audiobook of sexual fantasies …. I’m gonna be really sad when it’s over.

Suggestion? The book that inspired that book.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ugh, I feel like I got caught in friendly fire or am collateral damage or something... I'm totally going to have that song stuck in my head for ages now! At least it will get the previous one out....

It was aimed at me. I am so sorry.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/665526848250e78b051aae1ef728af84/tumblr_o5uidmLnBo1v1e3mzo3_400.gifv

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

I did. It caused a drive by "We Built This City"-ing by @BrendaBear. It was horrifying.

Poor @cheekygirl75...

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

A very appley apple fritter this morning.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

I.
Have had.
Enough. (shivers)

New fact you learned recently?

When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove them to the side and leave them there, where they shrivel up to the size of walnuts.

 

[dawn_of_night]

When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove them to the side and leave them there, where they shrivel up to the size of walnuts.

Seriously???
No way....

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://iili.io/3Rj6is2.md.jpg

 

[Wand3rlust]

Better than getting fisted BY a horse. Or getting hoofed by a horse.

Are you speaking from experience?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is what happens when you're 5 pages behind.

 

[Apisto42]

Is what happens when you're 5 pages behind.

Slacker.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Slacker.

Wanker.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Apisto42]

Wanker.

Maybe if you weren’t such a slacker, I would not be such a wanker.

 

[Apisto42]

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I just assume that when recipe writers say “clove” they mean a whole head of garlic.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You've successfully gotten this stuck in my head... but because I don't know the song well enough, I only have the "uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh" chorus playing over and over. I hope you're happy with yourself.

I am… actually

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just assume that when recipe writers say “clove” they mean a whole head of garlic.

Me too!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove them to the side and leave them there, where they shrivel up to the size of walnuts.

The facilities around here will usually remove one and leave the other. My father-in-law's transplant need was so dire and his own kidneys in such poor shape that they actually removed both of his old original ones.

Another fun transplant fact - when you donate your liver, they literally just cut a chunk off and given that piece to the recipient, leaving you both with partials of the same organ.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not me jamming out to this on my way to work today..