Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[tnh_06]

We can't have sex tonight apparently because she's married to me

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to clip and organize my coupons.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because she said no.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my vagina is on strike (and my mouth and hands joined in solidarity)

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex because I just painted my nails and no, I won't smudge for you.

 

[CCorteeze]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Trump is president; check back in 2021.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm having myself put into suspended animation. Call me in 500 years and we'll talk.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I think that I killed the thread

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I definitely killed this thread

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because i am making meatballs

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to help rebuild the beavers' dam. Poor things are homeless now.

 

[The_gladiator]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because you're tired of me asking.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I already 'gave' at the office.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've got an exorcism scheduled for 11:11 P.M.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I just want to cuddle.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tomorrow night either because I'll be seeing a fucking psychiatrist.

*Schedules an appointment with Dr. Liz*

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't stop laughing at what Taegul just said.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have this burning urge to dance the Macarena.

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have this burning urge to dance the Macarena.

Sorry, darling, but we can't have sex tonight because Lady JS cut off my testicle for a fertility stew she's making

 

[LWulf]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because you're about to have a headache
*slaps wooden mallet suggestively on palm*

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're #82 on the list, and I'm currently on #17. Come back tomorrow, I should be ready for you by then. Busy weekend...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to clean the cobwebs first and relocate an entire family of itsy bitsy spiders.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the bicycle pump broke and I just don't have the lungs to inflate you the old fashioned way...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to get up at five o'clock in the morning to milk the peanuts.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I changed the locks and didn't give you a key for a reason.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I changed the locks and didn't give you a key for a reason.

Ouch, that hurts. The leather harness was for you