Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my legs are closed for balance.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I want to catalog my match book collection

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I painted the living room in a new colour and now I have to watch it dry.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I broke a nail and we'll have to wait until it grows back.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have misplaced my Swingline stapler and I must find it

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't find my 'Request Denied' stamp, so I can say no again.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we can have sex tonight because BBC is running a Benny Hill marathon 4 hours from now and I need to check the volume control on the remote.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can have sex tonight because BBC is running a Benny Hill marathon 4 hours from now and I need to check the volume control on the remote.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we're going to be watching that. I'll bring the popcorn.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we're going to be watching that. I'll bring the popcorn.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to reed the list of ingredients on the salt shaker.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've got a bucket of soy beans to peel for tomorrow.

 

[MrPractical]

I am sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to check the adhesive on this roll of stamps

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you look ghastly to me.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have this sudden urge to play with lawn darts.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there is water coming in from the roof.

 

[Little_Sister]

Because the bull dog already ate the mayo.

 

[MrPractical]

Im am sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to clean the bathroom

 

[Little_Sister]

Im am sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to clean the bathroom

Dude. That would get you laid so hard here.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to change the motor oil.

 

[MrPractical]

Dude. That would get you laid so hard here.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to use your toothbrush to clean the toilet.

chuckles...is that better?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to find out why the rain stays mainly in the plain, in Spain.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am trying to save money for a new slinky

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I can’t find the batteries for my VR headset

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I've been riding my sybbie all afternoon and I'm exhausted from having so many orgasms!

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I've been riding my sybbie all afternoon and I'm exhausted from having so many orgasms!

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I am panty shopping

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a craving for Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos, so I'm off to the mini mart.