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Tallulah82 said:
Damn right you're supposed to be impressed! You're telling me you're not? Sheesh! What does a woman have to do around here to impress you??

*I* said I was wearing pants. But I didn't say my hand wasn't down the front or back of someone else's pants. :p



I keep meaning to set up my own website. I'd be fucking rich in a week! :rolleyes:



Well, you know. When you're so well known on here (aka notorious), and you have a reputation for being super friendly (aka a cock-juggling thunder cunt), and you have literally THOUSANDS of pm's a day... well, then, a simple chart does become quite useful. As does the spreadsheet and roladicks I keep up to date.

:cool:
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Oh... you are wearing pants huh? not how most picture you im sure.... and keep your hands out of my pants woman.. we just met...
and you are well known on here? i just arrived not long ago.... so yeah.... about that pm.. you should probably get that checked out... and a roladicks sounds... painful... but at least i suppose as long as its kept up to date..... sounds like its more tiring than fun... but what do i know? im just a guy...
 
Tallulah82 said:
Yeah. Brainy. She likes to pretend to be a tough dude, but she's really a soft gurlie.




You're so stupod. Ducking up stuf all te tyme. :rolleyes:

And fuck off. I put the work in! What's your split for????
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She? FUCKING SHE?! I'm not soft. Not now. Nope.

And it's my bloody phone! I told you earlier - it's conspiring against me. Be nice. Please. :p
 
Coranhorn said:
Oh. keep your hands out of my pants woman that sounds... painful... but what do i know? im just a guy...
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You have good intuition, my friend. And don't sell yourself short, you're a keeper of dick. You have purpose. :cool:
 
iLackBrainCells said:
She? FUCKING SHE?! I'm not soft. Not now. Nope.

And it's my bloody phone! I told you earlier - it's conspiring against me. Be nice. Please. :p
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LOL! Gawd, I can hear the whine from here!

Sigh. Ok. Taking a deep breath and going to TRY and be nice. But don't push it. Keep your whines, and your mush at ten paces from me. Bloody women :rolleyes:
 
Tallulah82 said:
LOL! Gawd, I can hear the whine from here!

Sigh. Ok. Taking a deep breath and going to TRY and be nice. But don't push it. Keep your whines, and your mush at ten paces from me. Bloody women :rolleyes:
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Where have you got the idea I'm a woman? Have you seen the dick pic I sent you?! Sheesh.

I'm not being mushy either. Do you see flowers, chocolates and Barry White music in the background? No siree!
 
Tallulah82 said:
LOL! Gawd, I can hear the whine from here!

Sigh. Ok. Taking a deep breath and going to TRY and be nice. But don't push it. Keep your whines, and your mush at ten paces from me. Bloody women :rolleyes:
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Wait a minute....I thought you were supposed to serve cheese with whines??? Or was than wines??? I get so confused sometimes. And isn't mush what the folks in dogsled races keep yelling??? :confused:
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Where have you got the idea I'm a woman? Have you seen the dick pic I sent you?! Sheesh.

I'm not being mushy either. Do you see flowers, chocolates and Barry White music in the background? No siree!
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:p You have more mushy moments in a single day than I do in a month. Deny it. I DARE you to. :D

tnman03 said:
Wait a minute....I thought you were supposed to serve cheese with whines??? Or was than wines??? I get so confused sometimes. And isn't mush what the folks in dogsled races keep yelling??? :confused:
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So uncultured. Sheesh. Why do I put up with you? :confused: :p

I can't remember if it really is 'mush', or if that's a stereotypical thing. It's been about 8 years since I dogsledded (was fantastic!).

coachdb18 said:
EGAD! I just checked my pants, and I've got a dick too! So I guess I too have got purpose... who knew?
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I'm truly shit with anagrams. EGAD ???

Of course, dear! Celebrate your usefulness! Wave it around and dance about, parading it proudly :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
:p I'm truly shit with anagrams. EGAD ???

Of course, dear! Celebrate your usefulness! Wave it around and dance about, parading it proudly :D
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I may just have to take off work today to celebrate my new discovery.. you're amazing for having alerted me to such a find!

OBTW, EGAD is akin to WOW, or holy shit! or Fuckin' A
 
iLackBrainCells said:
I deny it!

I haven't been mushy at all today! So there! :p
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Ha!!! He forgets soooo easily. :rolleyes: Ah, well. I was going to offer you a blowjob tonight, but seeing how you are clearly forgetting everything lately, I'll just mess you about for a few hours, then claim I did it around midnight.
 
Tallulah82 said:
Ha!!! He forgets soooo easily. :rolleyes: Ah, well. I was going to offer you a blowjob tonight, but seeing how you are clearly forgetting everything lately, I'll just mess you about for a few hours, then claim I did it around midnight.
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Oh. Alright. Never mind. Gives me a chance to do some knitting. ;)
 
Tallulah82 said:
:p You have more mushy moments in a single day than I do in a month. Deny it. I DARE you to. :D



So uncultured. Sheesh. Why do I put up with you? :confused: :p

I can't remember if it really is 'mush', or if that's a stereotypical thing. It's been about 8 years since I dogsledded (was fantastic!).



I'm truly shit with anagrams. EGAD ???

Of course, dear! Celebrate your usefulness! Wave it around and dance about, parading it proudly :D
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Uncultured!!! But wait!!! They burned all of the petri dishes because I had so much culture and put a sign in my front yard about some kind of mat something or another. That must have really confused people because they keep running when they see me out now....:confused:
 
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For Sailor, and anyone else who needs it!

PS- if you're easily offended, then don't open it. Even better than that, it's prob best you don't lurk on my thread :p

:D
 
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