iLackBrainCells
Literotica Guru
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See? Your winky face shows the real excitement there. I know.![]()
Oh yeah. Absolutely. I'm like you. I adore dick. *nods*
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See? Your winky face shows the real excitement there. I know.![]()
Yeah, I think I've lost it...call the men in the white coats....

That's me gone from Lit tonight folks.
It's been a laugh. A much needed one...
Catch you all tomorrow!

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I'm not really here, I'm causing trouble elsewhere
Sweet dreams, my friend![]()



Another morning, another new day, to make some great decisions, some cringing mistakes and to smile as often as we can!
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Yeah, yeah...keep bragging....we know it's true, you don't have to rub it our faces...
Wait...that came out wrong....
Tal might like it though!
give them my email - I'll sort them out![]()
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagvExF-ijc
Morning...I slept for a while...I think anyway I did....![]()
These threads were a laugh! Thanks for making me smile!! I am probably smiling at times as well and no one knows why...lol
Good morning everyone!! How is everyone doing?
Hey! That was a quick wank! I hope you cleaned up properly.
Didn't you hear me? I finished whilst you were still trying to get your knickers off.
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Amateur.
Dammit. I gotta be quicker next time.![]()
Didn't you hear me? I finished whilst you were still trying to get your knickers off.
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Amateur.
Dammit. I gotta be quicker next time.![]()
S'alright, give me five minutes and we'll go again.
I just need to get rid of the smell of goat.
LOL You guys should start charging admission for your threads, too funny!! Smiles![]()
S'alright, give me five minutes and we'll go again.
I just need to get rid of the smell of goat.

LOL You guys should start charging admission for your threads, too funny!! Smiles![]()
Remind me again what sound a goat makes?
Ah, bless you. You should read the transcripts of our telephone conversations...it's just the same shit, except with accents![]()
A goat goes... "Don't eat my cheese, it's rank". *nods*
Don't believe her, LoL. Our phone conversations are serious and include talks about current world events.
lol, suuurrre they are....
*requests for copy of phone transcripts* Pays for the copies...uh huh, yeah, uh huh...okgot it
Look. We've just been talking about what impact Brexit will have on the sociology-economies of the wider world.
Yep.
A goat goes... "Don't eat my cheese, it's rank". *nods*
Don't believe her, LoL. Our phone conversations are serious and include talks about current world events.
lol, suuurrre they are....
*requests for copy of phone transcripts* Pays for the copies...uh huh, yeah, uh huh...okgot it
Look. We've just been talking about what impact Brexit will have on the sociology-economies of the wider world.
Yep.
Oh, now that I can believe...that's some serious stuff!
*continues reading ...lol
Truth? Our last conversation included this (paraphrasing but it's the gist):
B: goat's go baa
B:wait
T: *laughs*
B: did I say goats go baa?
T: yup *crying with laughter*
B: what do goats sound like?
T: sheep go baa, goats bleat like this "be-e-e-e"
B: *laughs*
T: *laughs* how funny would it be if someone overheard our conversations
Followed by a few minutes of full on laughter, and unable to talk properly![]()
These threads were a laugh! Thanks for making me smile!! I am probably smiling at times as well and no one knows why...lol