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Tallulah82 said:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen :kiss:

Am super-duper happy today, just got my wage slip and I've got my payrise :D Am now at the top of the scale. Damned good, I am. :cool:

Margaritas all round!

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Keep at it! You'll get there. And if you start slacking, I'll spank you into action ;) :D
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lakesailer_mi said:
I hate to tell you this...but given your AV picture...I'm not sure you've had tail feathers in a while...;)

I'll love to feather your tail though....

(I can turn anything into something dirty...)
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Free spankings and feathering my tail. Is it any wonder I miss you guys???!?!?!!? :D :kiss: :heart:
 
Silentnerd said:
Grats on pay raise 😃
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Thank you! I still need to rob a bank if I want my own mansion with a pool, but otherwise it's good to have a bit more to play with :D

That reminds me... I'm sure I should be working right now... :eek: :rolleyes:
 
I'm not staying - I'm here just to say hello and good afternoon to everyone. :)

I'm going to plonk myself down and watch some TV.

Catch everyone later.
 
Tallulah82 said:
Thank you! I still need to rob a bank if I want my own mansion with a pool, but otherwise it's good to have a bit more to play with :D

That reminds me... I'm sure I should be working right now... :eek: :rolleyes:
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Congrats to you Tal. Very happy for you. When we going out?? :D
 
iLackBrainCells said:
I'm not staying - I'm here just to say hello and good afternoon to everyone. :)

I'm going to plonk myself down and watch some TV.

Catch everyone later.
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Hey :kiss:

Miami Vice? Home and Away? Jeremy Kyle Show? :eek:

curvyangel1969 said:
Congrats to you Tal. Very happy for you. When we going out?? :D
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Give me a few months, and I'll have enough saved to fly out to you, and show you how we British wimmin behave on a night out ;) :cool:
 
*peeks head back in...what's all of this about a pay raise....does that mean there's going to be a party???* :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
Hey :kiss:

Miami Vice? Home and Away? Jeremy Kyle Show? :eek:



Give me a few months, and I'll have enough saved to fly out to you, and show you how we British wimmin behave on a night out ;) :cool:
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Jeremy Flippin' Kyle? How long have you known me? Am i a typical JK viewer? Actually, don't answer that...

Hawaii Five-0 and NCIS :)
 
Tallulah82 said:
Hey :kiss:

Miami Vice? Home and Away? Jeremy Kyle Show? :eek:



Give me a few months, and I'll have enough saved to fly out to you, and show you how we British wimmin behave on a night out ;) :cool:
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Woohoo!! Come on over! We'll get in lots of trouble and get out of it because of your sexy British accent. :devil:
 
tnman03 said:
*peeks head back in...what's all of this about a pay raise....does that mean there's going to be a party???* :D
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Sure, why not? :D

iLackBrainCells said:
Jeremy Flippin' Kyle? How long have you known me? Am i a typical JK viewer? Actually, don't answer that...

Hawaii Five-0 and NCIS :)
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Hahaha! The whole of Lit is one big online Jeremy Kyle show. Sometimes you're in the audience watching the freaks say and do freaky stuff - then the next day the spotlight is on you, and you're the freak on the stage screaming "I didn't sleep with her sister! Dammit, why won't anyone believe me!... Uhm. But I did sleep with her daughter... and now she's pregnant with our baby. :eek::eek::eek:"
 
Tallulah82 said:
Sure, why not? :D



Hahaha! The whole of Lit is one big online Jeremy Kyle show. Sometimes you're in the audience watching the freaks say and do freaky stuff - then the next day the spotlight is on you, and you're the freak on the stage screaming "I didn't sleep with her sister! Dammit, why won't anyone believe me!... Uhm. But I did sleep with her daughter... and now she's pregnant with our baby. :eek::eek::eek:"
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As long as I don't LOOK like them. Three teeth between two people, string vest and tracky bottoms. I have standards. :p

Right, I promised I wouldn't stay so I'm disappearing.
See you later. :kiss:
 
curvyangel1969 said:
Woohoo!! Come on over! We'll get in lots of trouble and get out of it because of your sexy British accent. :devil:
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;) You betcha.

lakesailer_mi said:
Ooooorrrrrrr....

We could fly Curvy over there in September or October when I'm there already...:devil:
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Ooooooh! Now that's interesting! *fans self*

iLackBrainCells said:
As long as I don't LOOK like them. Three teeth between two people, string vest and tracky bottoms. I have standards. :p

Right, I promised I wouldn't stay so I'm disappearing.
See you later. :kiss:
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Yes you do :D And you stick to them firmly. Some self-respect. Yeah. :cool:

I'm off shortly too. NOT WASTING TIME! :rolleyes:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Morning! I'm on a massive go-slow as I was awake half the night. :(

Up-side of today is that I'm going house-hunting with daughter. Let the disagreements commence :D
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That sucks, I'm sorry. :( I have had about three or four hours of broken sleep but I'm somehow still going. :D

Just remind her that if there's a Jacuzzi in it, she's got to go for it!
 
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