Silentnerd
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2017
- Posts
- 2,593
Hey Nerdy, how's it hanging?
Limp and straight down lol
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Hey Nerdy, how's it hanging?
Limp and straight down lol
Awwww! Could be worse, I guess. It could be missing completely...
I could say the same about my boobs. Getting old sags.![]()

Little sag is not bad they are still lickable. Yes thankfully it is not missing lol
Good morning (for me, anyway) Tal!
It seems like every time I come in here, I shed my veneer of civility and surrender more to my baser nature. Thank God they don't trust me with construction equipment...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/52/14/a0/5214a0927a5b2b8cbae2b0224f329a45.jpg
As long as you can pick them up off the floor, yeah :eek
Awwww! Could be worse, I guess. It could be missing completely...
I could say the same about my boobs. Getting old sags.![]()

Don’t worry can pick them up![]()
Excellent! I knew you'd have big hands, and strong arms *swoon*
Some of us are always willing to give u a hand or two to hold them up![]()
Haha! Hey! I feel honoured to have your presence! How's life over there? Much entertainment?![]()
Oopps. LOL
I don't know yet, it's still early here.

Early here too...but mine's off to a good start...![]()
I do and glad to lift them for you![]()

Not as much as i would like
currently watching Wales v Scotland in the rugby
big men knocking the shit outta each other
always good fun

Hi all,
What is your day like? Better than this?

Oopps. LOL
I don't know yet, it's still early here.

Early here too...but mine's off to a good start...![]()
Lucky u, no better way to start ur day!

A horse is a horse
of course, of course
and no one can talk to a horse
of course
that is of course
unless the horse
is the famous Mr. Ed

OK so since I am not hung like a horse, I actually did some research to see what animal I am hung like so then I could ask if you were also a ____ whisperer. Sadly, my efforts failed, but I was a bit shocked when I came across the bat. SEE attachmentHey gorgeous
I'm pretty sure that I'm a horse whisperer. Well, maybe not horses... but anything hung like a horse...![]()
![]()
OK so since I am not hung like a horse, I actually did some research to see what animal I am hung like so then I could ask if you were also a ____ whisperer. Sadly, my efforts failed, but I was a bit shocked when I came across the bat. SEE attachment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbtrCT_mRCQ
Uhm. Is it just me or is the attachment Alvin and the Chipmunks. Is it wrong that I was getting excited to see some giant bat cocks??? Did I just misread your post???
It does not surprise me in the least to pop into Tal's thread and be confronted by Alvin and the Chipmonks and Bat Cocks in the same post.
While it make no sense to me, it is, none-the-less, unsurprising....