iLackBrainCells
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Perfect size!!
Well I know what I'm doing at my next meeting....I'll be chatting with someone and nodding "uh huh" lol
Haha, just try not to dribble. It'll give the game away!
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Perfect size!!
Well I know what I'm doing at my next meeting....I'll be chatting with someone and nodding "uh huh" lol
Haha, plenty of good ideas there, but we use our infantile dicks for running the meetings![]()
Slipping in under the wire...Good Morning!
Hey everyone![]()
Happy Monday!
You do know that's impossible right??? "Happy Monday?"
I mean, you're just fuckin' with us, right?
Hey everyone![]()
Happy Monday!
Hey Tal!!
You're twistin' my melon, man![]()
As I wrote it, I did think I might go and youtube them for a bit.Haha, plenty of good ideas there, but we use our infantile dicks for running the meetings![]()

Slipping in under the wire...Good Morning!
I bloody love Mondays haha! It's my easiest day of the week![]()
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I bloody love Mondays haha! It's my easiest day of the week![]()
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Slacker...
Have you finally warmed up yet?![]()
hmmmmm....thinking about changing my name to Monday then...I've always wanted to be easy...![]()
My tootsies are still a bit on the nippy side, but other than that, yeah I'm warmed up. Bloody gossipy parents outside the school gates
Ha! Ah, babe. You're definitely already easy...![]()
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My tootsies are still a bit on the nippy side, but other than that, yeah I'm warmed up. Bloody gossipy parents outside the school gates![]()

Well, if you will be sociable.![]()
Anyway, I'm still high as a kite I think, so I take no responsibility for what comes out of my mouth.![]()
Clearly I'm doing life wrong. Tal likes Mondays because they are easy.
Brainy gets high on Monday morning.
I'm here, miserable with a cold, proof-reading a junior person's report....
I have clearly made horrible life choices....
LMAO....is that the rumor? Did you pick that up this morning at the schoolyard? Hmmmmm...this explains a lot.![]()
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Well, if you will be sociable.![]()
Anyway, I'm still high as a kite I think, so I take no responsibility for what comes out of my mouth.![]()
Some things never change. What a shocker!!!Some things never change.
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Oh yes. All the yummy mummies were sharing some very intimate details about you! How broad your shoulders were to cling on to, how strong your thighs were to pin them down, how big your co... well, anyways. So yes, of course I was going to stand there even when it started snowing! Too good to miss
What a shocker!!!Some things never change.
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Oi, how about less slagging me off and tell me what the yummy mummies were saying about me, ending with a devil face!![]()

God, seven years later and I'm still a legend in your country....![]()
Are they excited that I'm returning?![]()
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It's the American accent dude, the Brit chicks love it. Come on over here, the U.S. chicks love the Brit accent, you'll be a legend!![]()
I'll have to bring my water wings in case I start to drown in pussy.![]()
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Just let it happen...it's the best way to go...![]()

Oi, how about less slagging me off and tell me what the yummy mummies were saying about me, ending with a devil face!![]()

God, seven years later and I'm still a legend in your country....![]()
Are they excited that I'm returning?![]()
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It's the American accent dude, the Brit chicks love it. Come on over here, the U.S. chicks love the Brit accent, you'll be a legend!![]()

Oh, they were talking about you. They were revelling in great pleasure, almost purring your name! One woman almost had an orgasm as she described in great detail how she'd drain you until you were literally lifeless...
Zactly.![]()
Tell them I'll be up soon!