Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Oi, you cheeky sod. No more drugs for you. ;)

Hello all. Like the main lady, I'm not stopping today. Exceptionally bad day pain wise so I'm going to sleep, hide and not bring anyone down with me. :p

Take it easy guys.

Take care of yourself, hope you feel better:rose: :)

Thought I’d stop in and say Hola to ya Tal!!!!!! Have a great day!!!!

Hi Kraziekat :)
 
Thanks for the well wishes guys. I'm doing much better today! :) Back to my annoying usual self. ;)



Tal! :kiss:

I won't make a joke - the others will think I'm "into" animals :p Have a great day today. X

Morning Brainy, morning all :)

He was probably the guy who was first to eat an egg... :eek:
 
Morning Brainy, morning all :)

He was probably the guy who was first to eat an egg... :eek:

Haha, good question!!

I can't help thinking of that SpecSavers advert where that old farmer accidentally shears his Collie instead of the Sheep. :D
 
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“A close shave, Grommit??”

Hope all well with you, all a bit quiet round these parts!

Haha. Let's just say my eyebrow felt threatened.

Yeah, Tal is a busy, busy bee. Missed her this morning but was only a flying visit! I guess the two guys I hired to hump each other will have to wait!
 
Haha. Let's just say my eyebrow felt threatened.

Yeah, Tal is a busy, busy bee. Missed her this morning but was only a flying visit! I guess the two guys I hired to hump each other will have to wait!

You like watching two guys hump? New revelation!!

Haven’t been checking forum regularly for a while, seems rare to get time to be on long enough so lurking is more often the way
 
You like watching two guys hump? New revelation!!

Haven’t been checking forum regularly for a while, seems rare to get time to be on long enough so lurking is more often the way

Not me, hell no! They're for the ladies. ;)

I'm smuggling in a cardboard cut-out of Scarlett Johansson for me.

Yeah, I thought I hadn't seen you around much. How's the building work coming along?
 
Not me, hell no! They're for the ladies. ;)

I'm smuggling in a cardboard cut-out of Scarlett Johansson for me.

Yeah, I thought I hadn't seen you around much. How's the building work coming along?

Building work slow, it’s the finishing off hits which are clearly not as much fun as new bits elsewhere. Still, no finish, no pay...

Be careful with that cardboard... cut edges can feel rough on sensitive flesh!!

How’s the health holding up?
 
Building work slow, it’s the finishing off hits which are clearly not as much fun as new bits elsewhere. Still, no finish, no pay...

Be careful with that cardboard... cut edges can feel rough on sensitive flesh!!

How’s the health holding up?

I hope it gets sorted - it's been a while!

Don't worry, I'll laminate her. Makes getting the stains off easier. Easy wipe ;)

Health is okay - not brilliant but I suppose I could be worse. Thanks for asking though. Being on Lit helps distract me!
 
I hope it gets sorted - it's been a while!

Don't worry, I'll laminate her. Makes getting the stains off easier. Easy wipe ;)

Health is okay - not brilliant but I suppose I could be worse. Thanks for asking though. Being on Lit helps distract me!

Stains? You planning on spilling ink or something?? 😉

Good that Lit helps distract, it’s distracting me from work today! Wonder if that’s the builders excuse??

Back to it... then some work later 😈
 
She said she did. Maybe we should hide behind the door and ambush her? :D

You guys would definitely have a career in porn if you could sneak up on someone and bukake them pretty much on command.

For me, it would be like, "Surprise bukake! Wait ... Just hang on, please. Don't go anywhere. Maybe another few seconds? Okay ... Can you, like, talk dirty to me, or something? Never mind. I'm just not feeling it...."

I'd he like that too.

The plan of action is too jump out of the dark (SAS style) and grab her. Wrap her in sellotape (£3.50) and t'jobs a good 'un. :p
 
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