Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[13Fantasies]

-Spears Tal's thread with a harpoon-

 

[StrangeView]

I'd he like that too.

The plan of action is too jump out of the dark (SAS style) and grab her. Wrap her in sellotape (£3.50) and t'jobs a good 'un.

Ok, you grab her and I'll hold the sellotape

 

[iLackBrainCells]

-Spears Tal's thread with a harpoon-

Are you calling Tal a whale?!

Ok, you grab her and I'll hold the sellotape

Deal! I always get it kinked up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I have to look up a new word, and it's not sellotape.

*Googles with trepidation*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Now I have to look up a new word, and it's not sellotape.

*Googles with trepidation*

Bukkake?

 

[13Fantasies]

Are you calling Tal a whale?!



Deal! I always get it kinked up.

I'm not sure.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm not sure.

I'd run now given that she's not here. You'll need the head start.

 

[StrangeView]

Are you calling Tal a whale?!



Deal! I always get it kinked up.

Yep, kinked up I can do!

Bukkake?

Do NOT Google that word at work!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Yep, kinked up I can do!



Do NOT Google that word at work!!

Aww, spoilsport.

Mind you, it could be worse... BFG could Google "Blue Waffle" and click on images.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Thanks for the well wishes guys. I'm doing much better today! Back to my annoying usual self.

Glad you're feeling better..

This is the way to have coffee, sip and read these posts..always a good laugh

 

[StrangeView]

Aww, spoilsport.

Mind you, it could be worse... BFG could Google "Blue Waffle" and click on images.

Really? I got to try that later

Got to dash, catch you folks later!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Glad you're feeling better..

This is the way to have coffee, sip and read these posts..always a good laugh

Thank you.

Really? I got to try that later

Got to dash, catch you folks later!

Seriously mate... don't. You'll be scarred for life.

Take it easy!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Aww, spoilsport.

Mind you, it could be worse... BFG could Google "Blue Waffle" and click on images.

Oh, no. I fell for that a long time ago when LS or someone mentioned it or had links. I've been defiled!!!

And, yes, I looked up that word from earlier... I am always amazed that they have NAMES for all these things. Who makes them up, how do they catch on?? I mean, it's not even Latin like insect and plant names.

*stunned silence*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh, no. I fell for that a long time ago when LS or someone mentioned it or had links. I've been defiled!!!

And, yes, I looked up that word from earlier... I am always amazed that they have NAMES for all these things. Who makes them up, how do they catch on?? I mean, it's not even Latin like insect and plant names.

*stunned silence*

I think bukkake originated from Japan. I know too much, I know...

I'll be back in a couple of hours!

 

[badjanus]

Oh, no. I fell for that a long time ago when LS or someone mentioned it or had links. I've been defiled!!!

And, yes, I looked up that word from earlier... I am always amazed that they have NAMES for all these things. Who makes them up, how do they catch on?? I mean, it's not even Latin like insect and plant names.

*stunned silence*

Penal as in Pe-nal colony is an ancient Portmanteau describing how the convicted expressed their love and desire for each other. Penis-Anal * Penal.
Simples, Dimples.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think bukkake originated from Japan. I know too much, I know...

I'll be back in a couple of hours!

Oh, honey, I can promise it did NOT originate there. Men have been doing this the world over since time began.

Pervs.

Penal as in Pe-nal colony is an ancient Portmanteau describing how the convicted expressed their love and desire for each other. Penis-Anal * Penal.
Simples, Dimples.

And here I thought it was from the Latin for PENALTY.
Cos, from what you describe... how much of it was really a punishment?

 

[badjanus]

And here I thought it was from the Latin for PENALTY.
Cos, from what you describe... how much of it was really a punishment? [/QUOTE]

Would I lie to you?

When you had to entertain Big Al, John the Sausage or Murph the girth you might change your tune.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Would I lie to you?

When you had to entertain Big Al, John the Sausage or Murph the girth you might change your tune.

*dances around the bedroom when I'm supposed to be getting dressed*

You got a good point there!

Tchüss!!! Gotta head out...

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh, honey, I can promise it did NOT originate there. Men have been doing this the world over since time began.

Pervs.



And here I thought it was from the Latin for PENALTY.
Cos, from what you describe... how much of it was really a punishment?

I didn't mean the act originated in Japan, just the name.

 

[tallladiesman]

Would I lie to you?

When you had to entertain Big Al, John the Sausage or Murph the girth you might change your tune.

*dances around the bedroom when I'm supposed to be getting dressed*

You got a good point there!

Tchüss!!! Gotta head out...[/QUOTE]

Have fun BFG, are u going out dancing?

 

[13Fantasies]

I'd run now given that she's not here. You'll need the head start.

Maybe it's an ambush.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Maybe it's an ambush.

Me and StrangeView are already in ambush positions with lots of tape.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I didn't mean the act originated in Japan, just the name.

Ohhhh

I think they tried to give it an English name, but everyone was out of breath. I bet Badjanus would know, though... he's got a new app called "Ickiepedia".

Have fun BFG, are u going out dancing?

No, I was meeting some friends for lunch. I keep my dancing inside... in stores... in parking lots... that kind of thing.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Ohhhh

I think they tried to give it an English name, but everyone was out of breath. I bet Badjanus would know, though... he's got a new app called "Ickiepedia".

Haha, I used to have one called Sickipedia. It had a host of jokes on. They weren't very good though!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Haha, I used to have one called Sickipedia. It had a host of jokes on. They weren't very good though!

Lol... I'm sure it's a similar concept.
He provides umm.... interesting takes on words... yours has jokes. Must be a British thing. *sighs* you sexy Brits and all