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Did you have a good time so far?
This has been the best part of my day thus far.
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This has been the best part of my day thus far.
Which part would that be, my Lady?;-)
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That's true love, that is. I hope you're happy together forever!
This is why it takes me 30 minutes to walk through the Hall of Mirrors at the local fair. I'm too busy staring into his eyes. *swoon*
You little stinker. Having you leashed of course.
Hey Curvy.
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This is why it takes me 30 minutes to walk through the Hall of Mirrors at the local fair. I'm too busy staring into his eyes. *swoon*
Hey Curvy.
Hi sweetie
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You little stinker. Having you leashed of course.
Then we are both very pleased, my Lady!;-)
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Good morning everyone!
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Good morning, Goddess!
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Hey, how are you today?
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Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm getting there, yes. Think I'm hitting the scale around 3 still, but it's becoming more consistent so that's good.
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Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm getting there, yes. Think I'm hitting the scale around 3 still, but it's becoming more consistent so that's good.
What scale?
Beaufort? Richter?
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Dear friends,
I just want to apologise to everyone who's been caught in my recent not-good-time. I know you mean well, and I know I'm a bit psycho atm, hence my just staying quiet rather than slaying anyone who is just concerned.
I'm not stopping long, but thought that maybe this could help some of you who don't seem to be able to read subtle hints in my words when I respond to messages...
I'd advise you to keep this post safe for handy reference in the future, so when I post where I am on a scale of 1-10 CARAZY scores, you know what it means.
0-2 = I'm usual kind of level of sanity. Feel free to proceed with usual humour and sarcasm.
3-4 = It's a little tense at this end of the internet. I'll respond better to you if you keep it light. I won't respond lots.
5-6= The crazies are really kicking in. I'll go quiet at this point, but may have lapses into thinking I'm ok and ready to be sociable... but basically as soon as another human interacts with me I'll realise that I shouldn't have come out of my cave. Ooops. Sorry.
7-8 = Baaaaaaad crazies. I won't respond to your messages, or if I do I'm likely to misread your "hi, hope you're ok" as a dig at me to say "come on, now, cheer up, life is a peach". Good luck on receiving a fair response back. Just easier to stay away.
9 = Just pretend you don't know me. No hellos. I'm likely to stab you.
10 = I have actually stabbed someone, and I need you to come help me hide the body. But you're at risk of being stabbed yourself if you try to point out my unreasonableness at any point.
Seriously. It's a shit time - no, I'm not going to open up and explain to everyone why. It just is. Yesterday was a 6. Today is a 4. I'll be back to a 1 asap.
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Haha! This scale
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Filing this for future reference
Ha! Yes, it's in your best interest to do so.
you're a good Slave. Ok, change of topic, i don't like all this whiny gloominess, it doesn't help anyone inc me.
Yesterday I learned how to shock a gynaecologist. I'll give you three guesses as to how I made her stare at me like I was a freak...
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Ha! Yes, it's in your best interest to do so.
Ok, change of topic, i don't like all this whiny gloominess, it doesn't help anyone inc me.
Yesterday I learned how to shock a gynaecologist. I'll give you three guesses as to how I made her stare at me like I was a freak...
You didn't wear panties?
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Dear 10 on the scale call me I'll wear my chainmail armor and help you bury the body.
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Ha! Yes, it's in your best interest to do so.
Ok, change of topic, i don't like all this whiny gloominess, it doesn't help anyone inc me.
Yesterday I learned how to shock a gynaecologist. I'll give you three guesses as to how I made her stare at me like I was a freak...
You queefed in her face on purpose?
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Dear 10 on the scale call me I'll wear my chainmail armor and help you bury the body.
Hey! Why aren't you asleep?
I'm counting on it. I have the bottle of tequila ready to swig as we dig.
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Hahaha! I have never heard the term queef before, but I'm assuming it's passing wind? And no. I'm a Lady, you know ...
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Hahaha! I have never heard the term queef before, but I'm assuming it's passing wind? And no. I'm a Lady, you know ...
Wind from your lady bits even. Way more rude.
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