Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

I can't flippin' help it if my fucking charger didn't work in t'night and I had zero charge this morning!! I didn't ignore your texts you know!!

I'm here now. See me? DO YOU SEE ME NOW?

Ay, it's just as well that those texts weren't pleas for help, that I was stuck under a giant box or summit. I'd be dead by now!

Maybe a little... and how do you know what excites me anyway, you been peeking??

Or was I talking in my sleep again after the third groove run..

Third groove run? I'm only just winding down my first! How fast do you want it?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Ay, it's just as well that those texts weren't pleas for help, that I was stuck under a giant box or summit. I'd be dead by now!

'salright, you've been stuck under giants before and come out of it okay!

 

[LucyCanyon]

Ay, it's just as well that those texts weren't pleas for help, that I was stuck under a giant box or summit. I'd be dead by now!



Third groove run? I'm only just winding down my first! How fast do you want it?

First one is always a bit quick... just to get the feel of things, but afterwards I usually like to slow things down and make the experience last !

 

[Tallulah82]

Oi, I've heard you talk in your sleep. You're the one who spends all night panting and "ruff"ing... Oh wait, that's whilst you've been awake.

Exactly. And it's not me who sleep talks. Unless I snore in morse code..?

'salright, you've been stuck under giants before and come out of it okay!

That's true. I'd probably be smiling anyways.

First one is always a bit quick... just to get the feel of things, but afterwards I usually like to slow things down and make the experience last !

Haha! I know what you mean.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Exactly. And it's not me who sleep talks. Unless I snore in morse code..?



That's true. I'd probably be smiling anyways.

Nah, I wasn't talking in my sleep! I was just dreaming about a Chinese takeaway menu. *nods*

 

[Tallulah82]

Nah, I wasn't talking in my sleep! I was just dreaming about a Chinese takeaway menu. *nods*

Did I say you? Bit of paranoia there

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Did I say you? Bit of paranoia there

You implied me. So ner!

Anyway, just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

 

[StrangeView]

After some of today's subjects, I think I'll go home and watch something nice and calming. Texas chainsaw massacre perhaps....

Catch you all later!

 

[Tallulah82]

You implied me. So ner!

Anyway, just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

That is true. You never know. Put your tinfoil hat back on, dear.

After some of today's subjects, I think I'll go home and watch something nice and calming. Texas chainsaw massacre perhaps....

Catch you all later!

I don't know what you mean?! Enjoy your evening!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So is there where I come to learn about my new extreme kink?????

 

[iLackBrainCells]

When I turn up,everyone goes. When I go, everyone turns up.

My paranoia is reaching new levels.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll ride your slippery flume if you'll hold my dog a little...

I don't know if that works at all...I think my flirt is broken...

Your dog? Hahaha! I don't know how water parks work over your part of the world, but dogs aren't allowed in over here. And if you try and introduce your dog to my personal flume... well, I don't want to get banned so I have to refuse uhm... entry...

So is there where I come to learn about my new extreme kink?????

You forget so quickly, my friend!

 

[Tallulah82]

When I turn up,everyone goes. When I go, everyone turns up.

My paranoia is reaching new levels.

Oh behave. There's enough paranoia on this site without you adding to it.

Though to be fair, sometimes it isn't paranoia. It's extreme egos thinking that everything is about them. Don't be going down that route either!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You forget so quickly, my friend!

Ahhhh....but that's not a kink, and it's certainly not new...

 

[Tallulah82]

Ahhhh....but that's not a kink, and it's certainly not new...

Excuse me, Sir, but wanting to even bring your dog into your extra-curricular activities DOES qualify as a kink. It may not be new to you, but it's new to me...

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh behave. There's enough paranoia on this site without you adding to it.

Though to be fair, sometimes it isn't paranoia. It's extreme egos thinking that everything is about them. Don't be going down that route either!

Don't worry. I've got my tin foil hat on. It's all good now.

I'm not here for long. I'm going to get Wet n Wild in fifteen minutes.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Ahhhh....but that's not a kink, and it's certainly not new...

Tell Tal if you have any extreme fetishes. She's filthy.

 

[Tallulah82]

Don't worry. I've got my tin foil hat on. It's all good now.

I'm not here for long. I'm going to get Wet n Wild in fifteen minutes.

Fair enough. I'll just sit on my own again. *sniff*

Fuck! I have wasted almost an entire day! I don't think that the few online tasks I completed in between posting here can justify the obscene length of time I've spent talking shit!

I'd best be quiet tomorrow in an effort to prove I do actually have a life

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Fair enough. I'll just sit on my own again. *sniff*

Fuck! I have wasted almost an entire day! I don't think that the few online tasks I completed in between posting here can justify the obscene length of time I've spent talking shit!

I'd best be quiet tomorrow in an effort to prove I do actually have a life

We know you don't have a life. That's why we have so much in common. If you had a life, we'd hardly see you!

If you're free in the next half hour, ring me?

I've got to skedaddle, so I'll be back later!

 

[Tallulah82]

We know you don't have a life. That's why we have so much in common. If you had a life, we'd hardly see you!

If you're free in the next half hour, ring me?

I've got to skedaddle, so I'll be back later!

Ha! You wish you had half the life I do

And nope, no phone calling haha. You've totally picked the wrong time of day. Catch you later, skater

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Ha! You wish you had half the life I do

And nope, no phone calling haha. You've totally picked the wrong time of day. Catch you later, skater

No phone call? Must have been dreaming! Haha.

 

[Tallulah82]

No phone call? Must have been dreaming! Haha.

You certainly were. I bet you were talking about poop again.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm back and I've ditched the dog....

Can I ride Tal's Wild Flume now?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You certainly were. I bet you were talking about poop again.

You know our conversations are always boring if we don't discuss poo.

*throws up a little.*

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm back and I've ditched the dog....

Can I ride Tal's Wild Flume now?

Ha! Come on then. Mind your footing, keep hold of the rails until you're ready to let go, ok?

Oh, and when you reach the bottom, hold your breath or you'll drown

You know our conversations are always boring if we don't discuss poo.

*throws up a little.*

It's so fucking sexy.