Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Ha! Come on then. Mind your footing, keep hold of the rails until you're ready to let go, ok?

Oh, and when you reach the bottom, hold your breath or you'll drown :eek:



:D It's so fucking sexy.

To say I like anal sex, if I discovered some on my "junk", I'd lose the plot. :p

Anyway, can we stop talking about excrement? ;)
 
Oh...I can't wait to reach the bottom....:devil: That's my favorite part! :D

Of course, as a Sailor you're quite eager to feel a bit of wetness, huh? :D

To say I like anal sex, if I discovered some on my "junk", I'd lose the plot. :p

Anyway, can we stop talking about excrement? ;)

Lol! Oh, yeah. Now you're in public, you want to look like you're not a weirdo. I get it. Ok.

Shall we discuss ghosts? :p
 
Of course, as a Sailor you're quite eager to feel a bit of wetness, huh? :D



Lol! Oh, yeah. Now you're in public, you want to look like you're not a weirdo. I get it. Ok.

Shall we discuss ghosts? :p

Oh yes, the wetter the better....

Plus, I like bottoms....nice and smooth and rounded....:devil:
 
Lol! Oh, yeah. Now you're in public, you want to look like you're not a weirdo. I get it. Ok.

Shall we discuss ghosts? :p

Fuck off! I'm still sat with the light on. :p

Anyway, I know I'm a weirdo. I just think we could talk about better things than the precious topic. ;)

Let's talk about obligations and birthday parties.
 
Oh yes, the wetter the better....

Plus, I like bottoms....nice and smooth and rounded....:devil:

I think someone fixed their flirt! See what happens when you get rid of the dog? :p

Sadly, my bottom is lumpy, bumpy and probably faded in colour. :(

Fuck off! I'm still sat with the light on. :p

Anyway, I know I'm a weirdo. I just think we could talk about better things than the precious topic. ;)

Let's talk about obligations and birthday parties.

Ha! Do you know what's worse than obligingly attending a birthday party? Having nothing to wear, and having to go clothes shopping which I hate. It's going to be fun day all round :rolleyes:
 
Ha! Do you know what's worse than obligingly attending a birthday party? Having nothing to wear, and having to go clothes shopping which I hate. It's going to be fun day all round :rolleyes:

I keep telling you. Fake an illness. :p

Failing that, go in casual stuff. You'd make a bin bag look fashionable! :)
 
I keep telling you. Fake an illness. :p

Failing that, go in casual stuff. You'd make a bin bag look fashionable! :)

Ah, you're sweet. Full of crap, but sweet. Fortunately it's not a real dressy thing. I'll get away with jeans, heels and some low cut top just because. :D

It's so much easier as a dude. Yeah - trousers and shirt. Boom. Done. :rolleyes:
 
Ah, you're sweet. Full of crap, but sweet. Fortunately it's not a real dressy thing. I'll get away with jeans, heels and some low cut top just because. :D

It's so much easier as a dude. Yeah - trousers and shirt. Boom. Done. :rolleyes:

Heels? Put some on and you'll be 7ft! It's a good job you never wore heels when I met you, I'd have looked like a dwarf. :D

Yeah, I am not envious about how easy it is for men to get ready!
 
Just a quick message to say "Good Morning". Well, when you all FINALLY turn up. ;)

Doubt I'll be around for this morning as I'll be catching up on sleep as usual. :)

Be good!
 
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