Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[HBergeron]

Oh. Mr B. I don't think that I have ever wanted you more...

*tries not to gag*

It won't be the smoke that makes you gag...

*See what you bring out in me?*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Sigh. FINE.

Come on, baby. You know you want it. That's it, right there. Oooooh, yes. Now let me just put my finger riiiiighttt there. Oh fuck yeah!

Oh, god, harder, give it to me. Yes, baby. Feels so fucking good. Don't stop, I want it so bad.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh! God yes, almost. There. Fuck YES! Now, baby, NOW!


*fans self*

How's that?

Meh...

*Holds up a scoreboard with 5.3*

No, actually that was very good. You know that hair trigger? It just got...hairier! Haha.

 

[Tallulah82]

It won't be the smoke that makes you gag...

*See what you bring out in me?*

Fuck me! You're going to be a sadist and stuff all those cigarettes down my throat, aint ya! You're sooo fucked up!

Meh...

*Holds up a scoreboard with 5.3*

No, actually that was very good. You know that hair trigger? It just got...hairier! Haha.

Mmmm, there's nothing more sexy than someone who just gets hairier and hairer the more dirty you talk to them.

Kinda like Teen Wolf. But Sex Wolf.

 

[HBergeron]

Fuck me! You're going to be a sadist and stuff all those cigarettes down my throat, aint ya! You're sooo fucked up!

Oh God no... just one good cigar...

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh God no... just one good cigar...

*knees weaken*

Ooooh!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Mmmm, there's nothing more sexy than someone who just gets hairier and hairer the more dirty you talk to them.

Kinda like Teen Wolf. But Sex Wolf.

Look at you. Introducing canines into sex talk again.

I don't think I can get any hairier, can I?

 

[KrazieKat69]

Fucking fine! I will fuck off and fucking shut up and fucking fuck quietly!

*runs off sobbing like a girl*

That’s funny stuff there now!!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Look at you. Introducing canines into sex talk again.

I don't think I can get any hairier, can I?

Of course you can! If you're still bored, go and google it.

 

[KrazieKat69]

Sigh. FINE.

Come on, baby. You know you want it. That's it, right there. Oooooh, yes. Now let me just put my finger riiiiighttt there. Oh fuck yeah!

Oh, god, harder, give it to me. Yes, baby. Feels so fucking good. Don't stop, I want it so bad.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh! God yes, almost. There. Fuck YES! Now, baby, NOW!


*fans self*

How's that?

Crowd goes wild! It’s so loud in here I can’t even talk over the applause!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

That’s funny stuff there now!!!!

Hey Krazie, how's life and Lit treating you?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

That’s funny stuff there now!!!!

Haha, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the chicken!

Of course you can! If you're still bored, go and google it.

I know my head needs some but everywhere else is pretty well covered. Painting such a sexy image of myself(!)

 

[KrazieKat69]

Hey Krazie, how's life and Lit treating you?

Good so far, trying to make friends and all that happy hoopla but ya know!! Life is meh!! “Shaking hands in weird manner” but not bad either!! Ain’t the best, ahhhh hell you get the idea!!!! Lmao

 

[KrazieKat69]

Haha, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the chicken!



I know my head needs some but everywhere else is pretty well covered. Painting such a sexy image of myself(!)

Mmm I know mmm that shicken is fecking good stuff!!! Ya should sell this stuff!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Haha, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the chicken!

I know my head needs some but everywhere else is pretty well covered. Painting such a sexy image of myself(!)

I think you're over-sensitive about it, personally.

Good so far, trying to make friends and all that happy hoopla but ya know!! Life is meh!! “Shaking hands in weird manner” but not bad either!! Ain’t the best, ahhhh hell you get the idea!!!! Lmao

Takes time and patience, my friend. Tis a common mistake to make to think that it's a quick gang-bang process!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Mmm I know mmm that shicken is fecking good stuff!!! Ya should sell this stuff!!

Shicken? Is that a sick chicken or a shit chicken?

 

[HBergeron]

*knees weaken*

Ooooh!

Maybe you could wear a blue dress...

Don't know if y'all got all that old Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky dirt over there...

 

[KrazieKat69]

I think you're over-sensitive about it, personally.



Takes time and patience, my friend. Tis a common mistake to make to think that it's a quick gang-bang process!

Nah I hear ya on that... I am making friends and I’m good with that!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I think you're over-sensitive about it, personally.

OVER-SENSITIVE?! ME?!

*runs off sobbing for the second time today.*

Do you know how hard it is to run with a hard on? Pun intended.

 

[KrazieKat69]

Shicken? Is that a sick chicken or a shit chicken?

HA!! If ya knew me you’d understand. My nickname has always been KrAzIe and it’s because... well I’m a lot nuts!! I make up my own words to have fun with my kids and friends and that’s where that came from.... I just call chicken shicken to b silly!!

 

[Tallulah82]

OVER-SENSITIVE?! ME?!

*runs off sobbing for the second time today.*

Do you know how hard it is to run with a hard on? Pun intended.

Not really. But I imagine that the precum might be splattering in your eye, as your cock slaps from hip to hip.

PWOAR!

 

[KrazieKat69]

OVER-SENSITIVE?! ME?!

*runs off sobbing for the second time today.*

Do you know how hard it is to run with a hard on? Pun intended.

Just don’t fall over!! If ya do hope ya ain’t on a wood deck with a knot hole in it!! Ya might come up missing something.....

 

[Tallulah82]

Maybe you could wear a blue dress...

Don't know if y'all got all that old Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky dirt over there...

Lol! You'll get what you're given, inc whatever I decide to dress up in.

Nah I hear ya on that... I am making friends and I’m good with that!!

Good, perfect attitude

HA!! If ya knew me you’d understand. My nickname has always been KrAzIe and it’s because... well I’m a lot nuts!! I make up my own words to have fun with my kids and friends and that’s where that came from.... I just call chicken shicken to b silly!!

AND he likes to 69.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

HA!! If ya knew me you’d understand. My nickname has always been KrAzIe and it’s because... well I’m a lot nuts!! I make up my own words to have fun with my kids and friends and that’s where that came from.... I just call chicken shicken to b silly!!

I get you.

Not really. But I imagine that the precum might be splattering in your eye, as your cock slaps from hip to hip.

PWOAR!

You'd imagine right. Put your goggles and snorkel on!

Just don’t fall over!! If ya do hope ya ain’t on a wood deck with a knot hole in it!! Ya might come up missing something.....

That made me wince just thinking about it.

 

[KrazieKat69]

Lol! You'll get what you're given, inc whatever I decide to dress up in.



Good, perfect attitude



AND he likes to 69.

Awwwww I got a kiss emoji from Tal??!!! My heart is now full!!!!

Yup I do like 69 along with it being the year I was born helps!! HA!! And ya think you laughed at me about it, my heart whimpers for a second but that is all!! I shall remain triumphant!!! Ok I’ll get down off my soap box now, thought I was going somewhere there but nah!!! Oh yeah, I remember now!! I like 69 if and when it’ll ever happen again!! Not going to happen in my current state of address. Maybe after this one but who knows!?

 

[HBergeron]

Lol! You'll get what you're given, inc whatever I decide to dress up in.

I'm letting my mind wander... what will she wear?

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