Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[tnman03]

Sounds pretty damned perfect to me.

It would be a target rich environment of willing supplicants waiting to be shown the errors of their naivety.

 

[Tallulah82]

Late lunch today. I haven't opened the bottle yet............................ must be last nights.

Bloody hell, that was strong stuff!

Hope you're doing well, anyways.

 

[Tallulah82]

It would be a target rich environment of willing supplicants waiting to be shown the errors of their naivety.

Stop it! You know you're getting me over-excited right now with just the idea of it!

 

[thefishfryer]

Bloody hell, that was strong stuff!

Hope you're doing well, anyways.

I had a month off and I'm just not used to it anymore. I know what a hangover is now.

 

[tnman03]

Stop it! You know you're getting me over-excited right now with just the idea of it!

lol....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0A5vzGMQr8

 

[papadoc19]

*Peeks inside*

 

[Tallulah82]

I had a month off and I'm just not used to it anymore. I know what a hangover is now.

Poor you! Here, let me soothe you with a cool cloth to your forehead. And a sip of the red, hair of the dog and all

lol....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0A5vzGMQr8

Ha! Rawr!

*Peeks inside*

Hey! About bloody time

 

[Pantyboy74]

Hey gorgeous

Life is settling down here, YAY! Daughter moved out yesterday, and whilst she still has a few things still here and it will take next week to finish it off, she's gone and becoming an independent adult on her own. I didn't sleep well last night lol.

Feeling much more normal again! God help you all

This happens to me with my daughter very soon.

 

[thefishfryer]

Poor you! Here, let me soothe you with a cool cloth to your forehead. And a sip of the red, hair of the dog and all

You have a red haired dog?

I know it was a bad idea, but I thought that 60 units per week might just be a tad bad for my health

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hey everyone.

Looks like I missed all the fun! Oh well...

*Sits in the corner with his porn and masturbates frantically.*

 

[Azuldrgon]

*leaves a hug for Tal*

 

[Tallulah82]

You have a red haired dog?

I know it was a bad idea, but I thought that 60 units per week might just be a tad bad for my health

You know what's worse for your health? Me.

Hey everyone.

Looks like I missed all the fun! Oh well...

*Sits in the corner with his porn and mistreated frantically.*

Hey hey! I think you might want to check your auto-correct there lol. You're mistreating yourself frantically?

*leaves a hug for Tal*

Hello, my darling blue dragon. Thank you

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You know what's worse for your health? Me.



Hey hey! I think you might want to check your auto-correct there lol. You're mistreating yourself frantically?



Hello, my darling blue dragon. Thank you

Shit!!!

 

[HBergeron]

Good to see you, sweetie! I find that for health, a good breakfast is very important...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/RbhBZJq2kQARW/giphy.gif

 

[Tallulah82]

Shit!!!

LMAO!

Good to see you, sweetie! I find that for health, a good breakfast is very important...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/RbhBZJq2kQARW/giphy.gif

LOL! Awww, that is sooo cute! And the kitty is adorable too

 

[iLackBrainCells]

LMAO!

I swear I'm going to drown the fucker...

I need to stop swearing.

 

[HBergeron]

LMAO!




LOL! Awww, that is sooo cute! And the kitty is adorable too

Haha - that's the kitty version of me and my first cup of coffee and cigarette this morning...

 

[Tallulah82]

I swear I'm going to drown the fucker...

I need to stop swearing.

Nah, fuck it.

Haha - that's the kitty version of me and my first cup of coffee and cigarette this morning...

Haha! I bet your nicotine and caffeine craving don't make you look cute like that.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Nah, fuck it.



Haha! I bet your nicotine and caffeine craving don't make you look cute like that.

Don't mention fucking. On a hair trigger!

 

[Tallulah82]

Don't mention fucking. On a hair trigger!

Interesting! Well, unfortunately I don't give a fuck if you're on a fucking hair trigger. Maybe if you fucking try to fucking control yourself, then you won't fucking lose control of it...

 

[HBergeron]

Nah, fuck it.



Haha! I bet your nicotine and caffeine craving don't make you look cute like that.

Well, not CUTE, per se - I only smoke because it makes you look cool.
https://media.giphy.com/media/n60s5QpOQymac/giphy.gif

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Interesting! Well, unfortunately I don't give a fuck if you're on a fucking hair trigger. Maybe if you fucking try to fucking control yourself, then you won't fucking lose control of it...

Fucking fine! I will fuck off and fucking shut up and fucking fuck quietly!

*runs off sobbing like a girl*

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, not CUTE, per se - I only smoke because it makes you look cool.
https://media.giphy.com/media/n60s5QpOQymac/giphy.gif

Oh. Mr B. I don't think that I have ever wanted you more...

*tries not to gag*

Fucking fine! I will fuck off and fucking shut up and fucking fuck quietly!

*runs off sobbing like a girl*

Wow, someone is in a touchy mood today! You said hair trigger, I thought giving you all those fucks would make you explode. Dammit. Must work on my sexy talk!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Wow, someone is in a touchy mood today! You said hair trigger, I thought giving you all those fucks would make you explode. Dammit. Must work on my sexy talk!!

You can do sexy talk a whole lot better. I know this.
Come on, you must do better!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

You can do sexy talk a whole lot better. I know this.
Come on, you must do better!!!

Sigh. FINE.

Come on, baby. You know you want it. That's it, right there. Oooooh, yes. Now let me just put my finger riiiiighttt there. Oh fuck yeah!

Oh, god, harder, give it to me. Yes, baby. Feels so fucking good. Don't stop, I want it so bad.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh! God yes, almost. There. Fuck YES! Now, baby, NOW!


*fans self*

How's that?