Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

You really should. *nods* They want to obliterate my Corner of Debauchery! Cum stains and all! Tell them they can't do that.

Remember, I need a photo... (*Waits for people to come to the wrong conclusion and think I'm asking for a dirty one.*)

Haha! I took three photos. I'll ping them now. And then you must delete - no record to be kept.

Ah. Yeah, I know that you like to decorate your corner like a Jackson Pollock.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Haha! I took three photos. I'll ping them now. And then you must delete - no record to be kept.

Ah. Yeah, I know that you like to decorate your corner like a Jackson Pollock.

*perks up*
What kind of photos?
*Playing into your game here*

 

[Tallulah82]

Now. How'd you feel about hopping on a plane and coming to help me give up chocolate? I need some of your self-control!

Never give up Chocolate it's a gift from the Gods , besides it's a great sexual aid and tastes great, told you I was twisted. [/QUOTE]

Ha! Nah, chocolate is normal. Now if you'd said mayonnaise...

 

[Tallulah82]

*perks up*
What kind of photos?
*Playing into your game here*

LOL! Oh no. Brains has strict instructions to not discuss or share. You don't want to see. It's just something gross.

Uhm. It's nothing that's on my body. Just make that clear.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Haha! I took three photos. I'll ping them now. And then you must delete - no record to be kept.

Ah. Yeah, I know that you like to decorate your corner like a Jackson Pollock.

Aww do I HAVE to delete them? I can't spend all day wanking like a Chimpanzee over them?

I like to Spray and Pray. *nods* It adds to the ambience.

 

[LostGirlTink]

LOL! Oh no. Brains has strict instructions to not discuss or share. You don't want to see. It's just something gross.

Uhm. It's nothing that's on my body. Just make that clear.

*giggles*

Ok then. I just wanted to be sure I wasn't missing out on boob pictures or something.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

LOL! Oh no. Brains has strict instructions to not discuss or share. You don't want to see. It's just something gross.

Uhm. It's nothing that's on my body. Just make that clear.

Nope, it's intestinal worms. They're IN your body.

Oops. I shared.

 

[Tallulah82]

Aww do I HAVE to delete them? I can't spend all day wanking like a Chimpanzee over them?

I like to Spray and Pray. *nods* It adds to the ambience.

Nope, it's intestinal worms. They're IN your body.

Oops. I shared.

So. Basically. intestinal worms turn you on. Wanking to them, huh?

Sick puppy.

 

[steve6161]

Never give up Chocolate it's a gift from the Gods , besides it's a great sexual aid and tastes great, told you I was twisted.

Ha! Nah, chocolate is normal. Now if you'd said mayonnaise...[/QUOTE]

Sounds interesting.

 

[Tallulah82]

*giggles*

Ok then. I just wanted to be sure I wasn't missing out on boob pictures or something.

Oh no. Definitely not boob pics. I'll let you know if I ever decide to flash everyone

 

[iLackBrainCells]

So. Basically. intestinal worms turn you on. Wanking to them, huh?

Sick puppy.

What can I say? I'm desperate.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Oh no. Definitely not boob pics. I'll let you know if I ever decide to flash everyone

*adds my name to the top of the list of this sign up sheet*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

*giggles*

Ok then. I just wanted to be sure I wasn't missing out on boob pictures or something.

Do you want to see mine, Tink?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Do you want to see mine, Tink?

Are they framed pretty in a french lace?

 

[Tallulah82]

Sounds interesting.

LOL! If anyone's clearing up, then it's you. I only like mayo on a BLT

What can I say? I'm desperate.

Not arguing.

*adds my name to the top of the list of this sign up sheet*

Oh, you were already on the list. Anyone who makes the place sparkle gets automatic access.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Are they framed pretty in a french lace?

Um sadly not... they are hairy though.

I know. They sound so sexy, right?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Um sadly not... they are hairy though.

I know. They sound so sexy, right?

I'm gonna hold out for the lace ok?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm gonna hold out for the lace ok?

I don't blame you, so am I!

Mind you, they're not big enough for a lace bra!

 

[thefishfryer]

I can't help feeling I just walked into an episode of "Embarrassing Bodies"

Are you all enjoying the weather?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I can't help feeling I just walked into an episode of "Embarrassing Bodies"

Are you all enjoying the weather?

I'm loving the weather. Lots and lots of snow and biting temperatures. No-one would build a snowman with me though!

 

[Tallulah82]

I can't help feeling I just walked into an episode of "Embarrassing Bodies"

Are you all enjoying the weather?

Fish!

Hmm. That was a bit over-enthusiastic. Hold on, let me try again.

Hey. 'Sup.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Fish!

Hmm. That was a bit over-enthusiastic. Hold on, let me try again.

Hey. 'Sup.

That was a bit excitable. I could hear your juices flowing from here.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm loving the weather. Lots and lots of snow and biting temperatures. No-one would build a snowman with me though!

Why not a snow woman? Can't be sexist about these things you know.

 

[thefishfryer]

Fish!

Hmm. That was a bit over-enthusiastic. Hold on, let me try again.

Hey. 'Sup.

Should I be worried?

 

[Tallulah82]

That was a bit excitable. I could hear your juices flowing from here.

I think I'm tired. Or mebbe Fish is the hunkiest hunk of them all.

Why not a snow woman? Can't be sexist about these things you know.

You tell him!

(it's only cos you want to see boobies, i know)