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Echo5Mike said:
Hahahaha I guess, but there's always room for one more ;)
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Oh fuck. You're going to be trouble for me. I can sense it. :eek:

Ok, I'm ready to step up my game, mister.

but, uhm. I have to leave right now. Not because I need to consider my next move, noooo. I erm, have dinner to cook. Such a pity. I was about to string you up. I'll er... get you next time.

:D

Time to do wifey stuff! See ya! :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Ahh! You don't like getting uhm...messed up, then? What if I told you that one of the requirements I insist on, is that you wear a mankini?
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Aargh! I am kinky, I admit, and your luscious form all oiled and ready is soooo desirable.. erm, to massage... but I would rather wear a corset, stockings and heels...

In fact, that’s not a bad idea... 💃👠
 
Tallulah82 said:
Oh fuck. You're going to be trouble for me. I can sense it. :eek:

Ok, I'm ready to step up my game, mister.

but, uhm. I have to leave right now. Not because I need to consider my next move, noooo. I erm, have dinner to cook. Such a pity. I was about to string you up. I'll er... get you next time.

:D

Time to do wifey stuff! See ya! :kiss:
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Ruuuuuuuuuuuuude :eek::devil:
 
Wow, is everyone dead in here? T'is so quiet!

*Sits down, pulls out Tal's non-gay male porn stash and settles in for a long wait.*
 
Walks in to see what’s going on and see’s Brainy off in the corner of the room looking at something and…oh yuck…FFS Brains that’s disgusting…get a private room you pervert….:rolleyes:
 
tnman03 said:
Walks in to see what’s going on and see’s Brainy off in the corner of the room looking at something and…oh yuck…FFS Brains that’s disgusting…get a private room you pervert….:rolleyes:
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:D
I rent this corner off Tal. You don't want to know what I have to do to rent it. Yes, it's weird sexual favours! :rolleyes:

Anyway, this is my corner. Just ignore the stains and the bucket of cum and it's quite respectable really. ;)
 
iLackBrainCells said:
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I rent this corner off Tal. You don't want to know what I have to do to rent it. Yes, it's weird sexual favours! :rolleyes:

Anyway, this is my corner. Just ignore the stains and the bucket of cum and it's quite respectable really. ;)
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hey, I didn't notice anything....I like the drapes
 
Echo5Mike said:
hey, I didn't notice anything....I like the drapes
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Thanks man! I'm trying to get the decor between an art gallery and a Turkish brothel.

tnman03 said:
Hey Mike, come help me with this firehose for a minute... then we'll go get the pressure washer and shop vac
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Hey, no! It's taken countless hours of wanking to get it like this! My wrist will never be the same again!
 
Echo5Mike said:
I've got bleach in the truck too
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iLackBrainCells said:
Thanks man! I'm trying to get the decor between an art gallery and a Turkish brothel.



Hey, no! It's taken countless hours of wanking to get it like this! My wrist will never be the same again!
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Sorry Brainy...it's for the good of us all...now stand there in the while we decon...um...sanitize everything.... you'll be a positively new person once you dry off...yes you will....:D
 
tnman03 said:
Sorry Brainy...it's for the good of us all...now stand there in the while we decon...um...sanitize everything.... you'll be a positively new person once you dry off...yes you will....:D
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*hands over gasmask
 
Echo5Mike said:
doesn't seem to melt skin the same way it does the carpet, we should be okay
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iLackBrainCells said:
Bloody hell. I'm not THAT bad. :p
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OK...lets be about this business then and muck this place out. Tal will be the first to notice how much cleaner it looks and how much better it smells. But I don't know if she's going to recognize Brainy after all that dirt and mess is gone...;)
 
tnman03 said:
OK...lets be about this business then and muck this place out. Tal will be the first to notice how much cleaner it looks and how much better it smells. But I don't know if she's going to recognize Brainy after all that dirt and mess is gone...;)
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It's not dirt! Someone told me that cum was good for the skin. I didn't know you were meant to rub it in though. I admit I look like a scaly, eczema sufferer but come on! ;)

Right. I need to disappear for now. I have an urgent appointment with a steaming bath. (See? I do keep clean! :p)
 
iLackBrainCells said:
It's not dirt! Someone told me that cum was good for the skin. I didn't know you were meant to rub it in though. I admit I look like a scaly, eczema sufferer but come on! ;)

Right. I need to disappear for now. I have an urgent appointment with a steaming bath. (See? I do keep clean! :p)
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Too late....the firehose just got charged...damn...I didn't know it'd flip you over like that...that was a pretty good somersault .
 
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen!

I would offer you all a chocolate finger, but I just finished the last one. Oops. :rolleyes:
 
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