Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Deleted member 3321814]

I erm...whacked it off my arm and it flew across the room. Totally brave, I am.

*shudder*

So.

It is in your room.

Alive.

Hungry for revenge.




;-)

 

[Tallulah82]

So.

It is in your room.

Alive.

Hungry for revenge.




;-)

I had two seperate encounters in my bedroom. I don't know if it was the same one, because the first time it was too dark to register what he looked like. The third was in the bathroom, which looked exactly like the second spider. It's either the same one intent on killing me, or it's a gang all wearing the same mask disguise.

 

[Deleted member 3321814]

I had two seperate encounters in my bedroom. I don't know if it was the same one, because the first time it was too dark to register what he looked like. The third was in the bathroom, which looked exactly like the second spider. It's either the same one intent on killing me, or it's a gang all wearing the same mask disguise.

They are going to lull you into a false sense of security, then suddenly....!

Not to stress you or anything. ;-)

 

[tallladiesman]

I had two seperate encounters in my bedroom. I don't know if it was the same one, because the first time it was too dark to register what he looked like. The third was in the bathroom, which looked exactly like the second spider. It's either the same one intent on killing me, or it's a gang all wearing the same mask disguise.

They are ganging up. It's an insect conspiracy! They don't like your thread they prefer the S+M threads!!

 

[Tallulah82]

They are going to lull you into a false sense of security, then suddenly....!

Not to stress you or anything. ;-)

That's what I'm expecting. I'm so ready to battle it to the end. If I don't make it... at least I had a good run. *sigh*

They are ganging up. It's an insect conspiracy! They don't like your thread they prefer the S+M threads!!

Ha! Hey!! What's wrong with my thread???? Huh? HUH? HUH???

 

[Deleted member 3321814]

That's what I'm expecting. I'm so ready to battle it to the end. If I don't make it... at least I had a good run. *sigh*



Ha! Hey!! What's wrong with my thread???? Huh? HUH? HUH???

Oh no.

You been a bad boy.

You made Mama angry.

 

[tallladiesman]

That's what I'm expecting. I'm so ready to battle it to the end. If I don't make it... at least I had a good run. *sigh*



Ha! Hey!! What's wrong with my thread???? Huh? HUH? HUH???

Not enough tying people up and hanging them from ceilings to keep the spiders happy! Obviously!!

 

[thefishfryer]

That's what I'm expecting. I'm so ready to battle it to the end. If I don't make it... at least I had a good run. *sigh*

Now let me see "She swallowed a spider to catch the fly......................" Birds, birds are what you need. Set the racing pigeons on them.

 

[StrangeView]

Not enough tying people up and hanging them from ceilings to keep the spiders happy! Obviously!!

Where's Femme when you need her??

 

[tnman03]

Morning Tal and all the other rabble what's doing today? So is there and arachnid invasion of Casa Tal in progress? If so go out and buy some sticky mouse traps and set them wherever your cats or dogs can't get to them. You'll be amazed at how well they work.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Morning Tal and all the other rabble what's doing today? So is there and arachnid invasion of Casa Tal in progress? If so go out and buy some sticky mouse traps and set them wherever your cats or dogs can't get to them. You'll be amazed at how well they work.

No. No. This type of thing calls for fire.

I know this feeling, Tal. They're creepy and I had two incidents last year. Just_e thinks it's funny and names them for me.

I hate spiders! I need to get back to sleep.

 

[StrangeView]

No. No. This type of thing calls for fire.

I know this feeling, Tal. They're creepy and I had two incidents last year. Just_e thinks it's funny and names them for me.

I hate spiders! I need to get back to sleep.

BFG!!!

You mean, like napalm or something?

 

[tnman03]

No. No. This type of thing calls for fire.

I know this feeling, Tal. They're creepy and I had two incidents last year. Just_e thinks it's funny and names them for me.

I hate spiders! I need to get back to sleep.

BFG!!!

You mean, like napalm or something?

Flaming spiders. My last house was near a creek so it had a much damper mini Eco climate. Than a lot of woods and foliage around it made it a perfect brown recluse spider sanctuary. Those nasty buggers are hidden in most houses but can become bold and far to prolific. Spraying didn't work but the sticky traps did. After a while the problem stopped.

 

[13Fantasies]

We call our pest guy.

 

[LucyCanyon]

I erm...whacked it off my arm and it flew across the room. Totally brave, I am.

*shudder*

Greetings nature lover, I see our natural world is attractive to you and your caring side looks after all the nice creatures...

I take it your house will now be plagued with all the flies that ‘‘tis poor, disabled spider would have eaten on your behalf??

 

[LucyCanyon]

No. No. This type of thing calls for fire.

I know this feeling, Tal. They're creepy and I had two incidents last year. Just_e thinks it's funny and names them for me.

I hate spiders! I need to get back to sleep.

Are these last two related in any way??

Greetings bfg, just remember how much bigger you are than they are, until they become one of those critters with additional poisonous attributes. Then it’s time you wore shoes... gets than flatter than bare feet!! X

 

[Tallulah82]

Not enough tying people up and hanging them from ceilings to keep the spiders happy! Obviously!!

Obviously!

Now let me see "She swallowed a spider to catch the fly......................" Birds, birds are what you need. Set the racing pigeons on them.

Haha! I'm on it.

Morning Tal and all the other rabble what's doing today? So is there and arachnid invasion of Casa Tal in progress? If so go out and buy some sticky mouse traps and set them wherever your cats or dogs can't get to them. You'll be amazed at how well they work.

Good afternoon Tinny. You like my new profile pic?

 

[Tallulah82]

No. No. This type of thing calls for fire.

I know this feeling, Tal. They're creepy and I had two incidents last year. Just_e thinks it's funny and names them for me.

I hate spiders! I need to get back to sleep.

Hey gorgeous I know I've been ignorant lately, I do intend to reply to you soon xx

We call our pest guy.

You ARE my pest guy...

Greetings nature lover, I see our natural world is attractive to you and your caring side looks after all the nice creatures...

I take it your house will now be plagued with all the flies that ‘‘tis poor, disabled spider would have eaten on your behalf??

I never kill them, at least not intentionally. I catch and throw them out. Or else I throw them across the room, and be like "take that, yer bastard!". Just like hoomans, if they are going to touch me and freak the fuck out of me, they deserve to have a twisted ankle or something.

 

[tnman03]

Obviously!

Haha! I'm on it.

Good afternoon Tinny. You like my new profile pic?

lol... I do like your profile pic... I can just see you as a kick ass Dorothy running amuck in OZ with a gleam in your eye and coy smile.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Good morning Tal

I hope you're having a great day

 

[Tallulah82]

lol... I do like your profile pic... I can just see you as a kick ass Dorothy running amuck in OZ with a gleam in your eye and coy smile.

Glad you do. So, you're open to a gang-bang then? Good to know I can check that box. *grins*

Good morning Tal

I hope you're having a great day

Hey Not too bad, though based on recent events it's not hard to beat! A bit of retail therapy with my daughter means 70% on her, and 30% on me. I think I have this wrong

 

[barefootgirl69]

BFG!!!

You mean, like napalm or something?

Exactly. Go big or go home, right?!

Flaming spiders. My last house was near a creek so it had a much damper mini Eco climate. Than a lot of woods and foliage around it made it a perfect brown recluse spider sanctuary. Those nasty buggers are hidden in most houses but can become bold and far to prolific. Spraying didn't work but the sticky traps did. After a while the problem stopped.

Those are nasty spiders, I've seen what they can do. The only good spider is a dead one... well, not necessarily true, but it should be.

Are these last two related in any way??

Greetings bfg, just remember how much bigger you are than they are, until they become one of those critters with additional poisonous attributes. Then it’s time you wore shoes... gets than flatter than bare feet!! X

My biggest fear is stepping on a creepy crawly in the middle of the night. Thanks for the additional nightmare thoughts there, buddy. I tell you... some friends seek to ease your fear. Then, there's Lucy... sitting there chuckling and adding fuel... .


TAL! You're busy, I'm busy. We'll catch up when we can.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Glad you do. So, you're open to a gang-bang then? Good to know I can check that box. *grins*



Hey Not too bad, though based on recent events it's not hard to beat! A bit of retail therapy with my daughter means 70% on her, and 30% on me. I think I have this wrong

That's good *gives Tal a big hug*

Interesting percentages 70/30.. 30/70.. I'm sure you'll have fun either way

 

[Tallulah82]

My biggest fear is stepping on a creepy crawly in the middle of the night . Thanks for the additional nightmare thoughts there, buddy. I tell you... some friends seek to ease your fear. Then, there's Lucy... sitting there chuckling and adding fuel... .


TAL! You're busy, I'm busy. We'll catch up when we can.

The first spider attacked me when I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I got back to the bedroom, felt a tickle on my arm and went to scratch - saw a dark patch and did that panic-freak out thing and hit it off. It landed about a metre from my bed. I admit I went downstairs to sleep the final couple of hours.

BUT. When it got light, I went back to bed, and was just dozing. Turned over, to see a biggie cresting the mattress near my pillow. Jumped up and flapped to find something to catch it with. It disappeared before I could get it.

Then about two hours later, the third little shit came at me on the floor in the bathroom. This time I caught it and threw it out of the window - and that one looked like the bed attacker.

With this weather lately, I'm not surprised we've had an explosion of incy-wincy's. Last year we didn't have many. They're all coming to visit this year!

 

[tnman03]

Wow Tal! More spider stories, retail therapy, talk of gang bangs in the OZ Scape. Whew. So busy.

I don't like spiders in the house but leave them alone as long as they're outside taking care of their own business.

One of my worst childhood memories involved sleeping in an old wooden farm tenant house that was partially rotten and in disrepair. I woke up in the early morning to see a spider dangling in my face. When I went by that place years later and noticed it had finally burned down I wondered how many spiders went up with it.