Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Wow Tal! More spider stories, retail therapy, talk of gang bangs in the OZ Scape. Whew. So busy.

I don't like spiders in the house but leave them alone as long as they're outside taking care of their own business.

One of my worst childhood memories involved sleeping in an old wooden farm tenant house that was partially rotten and in disrepair. I woke up in the early morning to see a spider dangling in my face. When I went by that place years later and noticed it had finally burned down I wondered how many spiders went up with it.

I'll ignore spiders in the house if they stay on the walls up high and out of my way

Don't you know I'm rarely not-busy in some way or another

Yuk! I can imagine that would be unnerving.

 

[Deleted member 3321814]

Good morning, everyone!

 

[StrangeView]

Morning crew! I seem to have lost a day somewhere

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning crew! I seem to have lost a day somewhere

Happens to me all the time................. as long as it wasn't a holiday, that would truly suck.

 

[Tallulah82]

Morning crew! I seem to have lost a day somewhere

I am losing days at a time!


Good morning, good morning!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am losing days at a time!


Good morning, good morning!

I think I found your days. They're over here and they keep getting between me and England....Take them back...

Good morning!!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

I think I found your days. They're over here and they keep getting between me and England....Take them back...

Good morning!!!!

Oh dear, I'm so sorry they've been getting in your way! They must have fallen out of my pockets when I bent over last time...

Thank you for keeping them safe for me

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh dear, I'm so sorry they've been getting in your way! They must have fallen out of my pockets when I bent over last time...

Thank you for keeping them safe for me

Women's clothes have such silly little pockets there's only room for one day at a time

 

[Tallulah82]

Women's clothes have such silly little pockets there's only room for one day at a time

I know. To make it worse, they were big days, so have stretched my pockets out of shape. Am now droopy, saggy pocketed.

 

[Silentnerd]

I know. To make it worse, they were big days, so have stretched my pockets out of shape. Am now droopy, saggy pocketed.

Is that not why they make purses so big to make up for small pockets lol

 

[Tallulah82]

Is that not why they make purses so big to make up for small pockets lol

I don't tend to use a handbag (purse) unless I'm going posh. Far too much faff! I like a pocket for my phone, and my purse (what I carry money in) is holdable or gets shoved in whatever shopping bag I'm carrying. I'm soooo feminine.

 

[tnman03]

Hi Tal and all. What's going on today?

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi Tal and all. What's going on today?

Well, hello darlin'

Very little, is the answer! I should be doing other stuff, but after struggling through all day I'm kind of in a "fuck it" mood...

How's life across the pond?

 

[tnman03]

Well, hello darlin'

Very little, is the answer! I should be doing other stuff, but after struggling through all day I'm kind of in a "fuck it" mood...

How's life across the pond?

Very sunny and beautiful with fair weather into the next week. I'm a happy camper about that too.

 

[Tallulah82]

Very sunny and beautiful with fair weather into the next week. I'm a happy camper about that too.

Excellent! So, you'll be getting some work done outside then?

 

[tnman03]

Excellent! So, you'll be getting some work done outside then?

Oh yeah, there's a long list, I'm just waiting for the yard to dry out enough to be working on it.

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh yeah, there's a long list, I'm just waiting for the yard to dry out enough to be working on it.

I hope it's dry now!


I have a long list, but I keep forgetting about it.

 

[Mindfondler]

I have a long list, but I keep forgetting about it.

I have a large list, but my new shoes are supposed to help correct that.
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[Tallulah82]

I have a large list, but my new shoes are supposed to help correct that.
.

Ha!

You know you have to wear them to help, you can't just look at them being pretty in their box.

 

[tinglebliss]

I hope it's dry now!


I have a long list, but I keep forgetting about it.

Can we randomly swap our anonymous long lists and try to complete them for each other?

 

[Mindfondler]

Can we randomly swap our anonymous long lists and try to complete them for each other?

*unfolds piece of paper and squints at it*

Apparently I have to complete "multiple orgasms". Can somebody help me out with that?
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[Tallulah82]

Can we randomly swap our anonymous long lists and try to complete them for each other?

Oooooh, that could be interesting but I suspect only on my side what I receive from you! Uhm, much of mine involves cleaning! It wouldn't be fair if I got to enjoy giving MF a blowjob whilst you scrub my windows!

Hold on. Let me just write a new list...

 

[tinglebliss]

Oooooh, that could be interesting but I suspect only on my side what I receive from you! Uhm, much of mine involves cleaning! It wouldn't be fair if I got to enjoy giving MF a blowjob whilst you scrub my windows!

Hold on. Let me just write a new list...

I have some gadgets I need cleaning and recharging!

 

[Tallulah82]

I have some gadgets I need cleaning and recharging!

I can do that! How many? 20? 30? more?

 

[tinglebliss]

I can do that! How many? 20? 30? more?

Just a few from earlier! I have a big toy box, but they are all clean.