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You know the very last time I came in here to say hello....you packed up...left town disappeared and just poofed into thin air....so this time...since I have such an effect on you..I have decided to first implement an ankle restraint then say hello...just so....you know you can't slip away before I get the last o in hello out of my mouth....Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
 
Matt_Next_Door said:
You know the very last time I came in here to say hello....you packed up...left town disappeared and just poofed into thin air....so this time...since I have such an effect on you..I have decided to first implement an ankle restraint then say hello...just so....you know you can't slip away before I get the last o in hello out of my mouth....Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
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LOL! Damn, did you feel a bit paranoid? I'm not going anywhere this time. Well, not planning on it at least. :rolleyes:

I was going to say that I was going to go for the night, but now I daren't just yet! I'll stick around a few more minutes, just so you know that it's not you :D :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
LOL! Damn, did you feel a bit paranoid? I'm not going anywhere this time. Well, not planning on it at least. :rolleyes:

I was going to say that I was going to go for the night, but now I daren't just yet! I'll stick around a few more minutes, just so you know that it's not you :D :kiss:
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Damn it...now you stole the one single moment I thought I was powerful....that I was...Batman...no that's not it...that I had the power to remove people...yeah that guy....oh well...back to the Gilmore girls....oh and here's the key to that restrain...when you're all ready to go!
 
So lets see, cold beer, restraints, comfortable bed, blanket and some snacks makes for a happy place for Tal is it?

And all it took was some guy being buried under molten lava to figure this out? :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
How many? I'm only allowed one a night, so I *really* enjoy it. Treated myself to an Elvis Juice for the next couple of nights.
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im only aiming for one a night too but am having half of my allowance tonight...
I call it a "midweek topup" - on 3rd (but last one.)

Cheers
:D
 
badjanus said:
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Fussy wotsit Ain't ya
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Uhm, yeah, I kinda just drink whatever. Very few things I don't like, though I don't like bitter and gin is my nemesis. :eek:


Matt_Next_Door said:
Damn it...now you stole the one single moment I thought I was powerful....that I was...Batman...no that's not it...that I had the power to remove people...yeah that guy....oh well...back to the Gilmore girls....oh and here's the key to that restrain...when you're all ready to go!
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Haha! Oh, yes! You ARE that powerful! You came here, and Lit fucking kicked me off! For weeks! That's some strong influence you have. :eek:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Uhm, yeah, I kinda just drink whatever. Very few things I don't like, though I don't like bitter and gin is my nemesis. :eek:




Haha! Oh, yes! You ARE that powerful! You came here, and Lit fucking kicked me off! For weeks! That's some strong influence you have. :eek:
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You were missed you know! okay okay...don't get big-headed about it all....you are missed because I didn't realize my full power until you poofed and I couldn't properly gloat about it with you being gone and all....:)
 
tnman03 said:
So lets see, cold beer, restraints, comfortable bed, blanket and some snacks makes for a happy place for Tal is it?

And all it took was some guy being buried under molten lava to figure this out? :D
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Whaaaa? I didn't bury nobody! (yes, I cringe when writing double-negatives even in jest! What a loser).

Toss me a Ben & Jerry and I'll orgasm right now. ;)

OldButNotObsolete said:
im only aiming for one a night too but am having half of my allowance tonight...
I call it a "midweek topup" - on 3rd (but last one.)

Cheers
:D
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Haha! I'm impressed with your self control. :p Cheers!
 
Matt_Next_Door said:
You were missed you know! okay okay...don't get big-headed about it all....you are missed because I didn't realize my full power until you poofed and I couldn't properly gloat about it with you being gone and all....:)
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I do like a good poof. And poofers (those who can make others poof).

I know I was missed. The sales of tissues went through the roof, and Xena porn peaked. When I returned, I had to wade through depths of pm's begging for me to return and make Lit a happier place for them again.

It's demanding being this awesome. :rolleyes:
 
Tallulah82 said:
I do like a good poof. And poofers (those who can make others poof).

I know I was missed. The sales of tissues went through the roof, and Xena porn peaked. When I returned, I had to wade through depths of pm's begging for me to return and make Lit a happier place for them again.

It's demanding being this awesome. :rolleyes:
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Poofers? Don't they work porn shots? oh wait..those are fluffers...nevermind...

but yes I was amazed how much you aided the Xena porn....she peaked...you peaked...and I just imagine a few of your fans prematurely peaked as well....so Bravo! good to have you back!
 
Matt_Next_Door said:
Poofers? Don't they work porn shots? oh wait..those are fluffers...nevermind...

but yes I was amazed how much you aided the Xena porn....she peaked...you peaked...and I just imagine a few of your fans prematurely peaked as well....so Bravo! good to have you back!
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Lol! Bloody premature peakers are the bane of my life! :eek:

And on that note, I'm going to prematurely peek at my bed. Another long day ahead tomorrow!

Goodnight, perverts. I love you all, but in different proportions that coincidentally correlates to your cock size. *slaps hand over mouth*

The ladies get a fully loaded love-pass. ;) :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Lol! Bloody premature peakers are the bane of my life! :eek:

And on that note, I'm going to prematurely peek at my bed. Another long day ahead tomorrow!

Goodnight, perverts. I love you all, but in different proportions that coincidentally correlates to your cock size. *slaps hand over mouth*

The ladies get a fully loaded love-pass. ;) :kiss:
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Yeah those premies have no control...but who can blame them finishing the race early ...right?


Sleep well bold hostess...it was fun.

Looks down to measure my place in line and shrieks!!!!!!!!! Fuck!!! oh wait....that's just my thumb sticking out of my zipper....I still have a chance!!*Goes to the yard to find the winning rooster.*
 
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Tallulah82 said:
Hey, I was about to send out the search team for you. I always get suspicious when you go too quiet. :p

Sorry to hear that you got a burnt head! Glasgow should really look into that selling hats business... Sigh.
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Funny you should say that, I did buy myself a flat cap from Edinburgh Woollen Mills. Unfortunately the damage was already done. I'll be fine when I'm next on Ilkla Moor though.
 
Jeez, I disappear from Lit for six months and then turn back up and just LOOK who has her own thread!

I'll be back later with a couple cartons of Ben & Jerry's and a video cam....
 
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