Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[walkingeagle]

Yeah thanks. Wasted an entire day! It feels weird to have the time to do that

I might be disappearing soon, to snuggle down for the night. *yawns*

hmmm--that sounds fun--

 

[Tallulah82]

hmmm--that sounds fun--

Grab your duvet, eagle, But be warned - I snore.

 

[walkingeagle]

Grab your duvet, eagle, But be warned - I snore.

I'll give you a poke when you start snoring--

 

[Jaime_H]

I should be in bed.....

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll give you a poke when you start snoring--

I should be in bed.....

I'm definitely going!

Come and join us, Jaime. We'll take turns being in the middle

Catch you wankers later

 

[Jaime_H]

I'm definitely going!

Come and join us, Jaime. We'll take turns being in the middle

Catch you wankers later

Thanks for the offer, Tal...

 

[thefishfryer]

Of course I was counting the days! You left a fishy smell that took weeks to get rid of!

*preens with self satisfaction of how goddamned charming I am*

I *WILL* get your cock one day. See this? This is quiet determination.

I bow to your charmingness.

Takes your hand and kisses the inside of your wrist gently

There lies the problem quiet determination wont work, you have to open your mouth if you want my cock........................ that didn't come out right i mean you need to ask.............................I don't know though.......................

 

[Tallulah82]

I bow to your charmingness.

Takes your hand and kisses the inside of your wrist gently

There lies the problem quiet determination wont work, you have to open your mouth if you want my cock........................ that didn't come out right i mean you need to ask.............................I don't know though.......................

Fuck me! Fryer being all charm offensive? I'm unnerved.

You'll find that I, good Sir, don't open my mouth to ask for anything. Cocks flock to me, and I simply have to point to where they should rest whilst waiting their turn.

 

[DarkSimian]

Fuck me! Fryer being all charm offensive? I'm unnerved.

You'll find that I, good Sir, don't open my mouth to ask for anything. Cocks flock to me, and I simply have to point to where they should rest whilst waiting their turn.

You keep advertising, at some point I am going to respond

 

[Tallulah82]

You keep advertising, at some point I am going to respond

Ha! About fucking time! Sheesh! This is hard work you know, pedalling the whole dick thing.

No wonder I need a Christmas break. *wipes brow*

 

[DarkSimian]

Ha! About fucking time! Sheesh! This is hard work you know, pedalling the whole dick thing.

No wonder I need a Christmas break. *wipes brow*

I guess I need to send you some more dick pics lol. I wonder if "dick photographer" is a real career? Maye something you could do as a side business, Tal

 

[thefishfryer]

Fuck me! Fryer being all charm offensive? I'm unnerved.

You'll find that I, good Sir, don't open my mouth to ask for anything. Cocks flock to me, and I simply have to point to where they should rest whilst waiting their turn.

It had me worried when I sobered up too.

A cock flock cunjures up such images.

I had to google, did you know that the oposite of a cock flock is a fanny pack?

 

[Tallulah82]

I guess I need to send you some more dick pics lol. I wonder if "dick photographer" is a real career? Maye something you could do as a side business, Tal

I'm not overly creative and take really crap photos. I need to contract out.

It had me worried when I sobered up too.

A cock flock cunjures up such images.

I had to google, did you know that the oposite of a cock flock is a fanny pack?

LMAO! Thank fuck you were drunk. A sober charm would be terrifying.

Haha, indeed? Sounds rather appealing.

 

[Tallulah82]

*looks at watch*


*taps foot*


He never bothered saying hello yesterday either.


Twat.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

*Cautiously enters the room.*

Am I allowed in? Is it safe?

 

[Tallulah82]

*Cautiously enters the room.*

Am I allowed in? Is it safe?

Where DA FUCK have you been????

 

[Azuldrgon]

*hugs Tal* Hello.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Where DA FUCK have you been????

I can't tell you yet as I can't find my violin.

 

[Tallulah82]

*hugs Tal* Hello.

Hey hot stuff

How's the weekend treating you so far?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hey hot stuff

How's the weekend treating you so far?

Quiet and peaceful.
Hope you're having an equally good weekend.

 

[Tallulah82]

I can't tell you yet as I can't find my violin.

Hmmpf.

I might have hidden that. You were getting too used to it. You can get it back if you send me a dick pic and tell me Im purty.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hmmpf.

I might have hidden that. You were getting too used to it. You can get it back if you send me a dick pic and tell me Im purty.

ANOTHER dick pic? Where are all the others (roughly 450) that I sent you over the past few years?

 

[Tallulah82]

Quiet and peaceful.
Hope you're having an equally good weekend.

I want to blow raspberries in your face for having a good weekend, but I'll refrain from being envious and just roll my eyes.

Yesterday was fine - today, not so much. Nothing serious, just one of those days when everything feels wrong or uneasy?

So, I thought, why not come onto Lit and spread the joy!


I need chocolate.

 

[Tallulah82]

ANOTHER dick pic? Where are all the others (roughly 450) that I sent you over the past few years?

I have them! But I want another one! Come on, you know you have at least half a dozen you've taken in the past hour. Just one. Go on. You know you want to.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I have them! But I want another one! Come on, you know you have at least half a dozen you've taken in the past hour. Just one. Go on. You know you want to.

Sheesh. Let me have a root through my collection and find the one with the best lighting and the best angle.