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Tallulah82
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Well, make it snappy! Hop to it, boy!
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Well, make it snappy! Hop to it, boy!
iLackBrainCells
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Has my dick ever been snappy?! *scratches head*
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I want to blow raspberries in your face for having a good weekend, but I'll refrain from being envious and just roll my eyes.
Yesterday was fine - today, not so much. Nothing serious, just one of those days when everything feels wrong or uneasy?
So, I thought, why not come onto Lit and spread the joy!
I need chocolate.
You're envious of my quiet weekend?
*pushes over chocolate*
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Tallulah82
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Ha! Slappy, maybe?
You're envious of my quiet weekend?
*pushes over chocolate*
Hell yeah. Esp today. You didn't wake up to... oh god, I'm not even going to bother re-living it.
I need a cup of tea to go with that chocolate. Thank you, sweets
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Ha! Slappy, maybe?
Ouch. Don't remind me. It still bears the scars.
I've just realised how long I've been here. How time flies when you sit spouting nonsense.
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Tallulah82
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Ouch. Don't remind me. It still bears the scars.
I've just realised how long I've been here. How time flies when you sit spouting nonsense.
Slapping shouldn't scar??
You mean in life, or just today?
iLackBrainCells
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Slapping shouldn't scar??
You mean in life, or just today?
It does scar if you slap it hard enough!
Well, I think both count. Life AND today! I think that's why people just step back and let me ramble to myself.
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Tallulah82
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It does scar if you slap it hard enough!
Well, I think both count. Life AND today! I think that's why people just step back and let me ramble to myself.
I love your rambles. Not so much your rants, but your rambles are funny.
I'd offer you a M&S lemon and lime dark choc jaffa cake, but erm... they seem to have all suddenly disappeared.
I'm such a gluttonous beast! Do you think if I now not eat chocolate for let's say, the next four hours, it will cancel out the 6 jaffas. And by 6 I mean 9. And by 9 I mean the entire 11 pack. Fuck off.iLackBrainCells
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I love your rambles. Not so much your rants, but your rambles are funny.
I'd offer you a M&S lemon and lime dark choc jaffa cake, but erm... they seem to have all suddenly disappeared.
You swore you'd never leave me out of your jaffa cake (they're biscuits really!) rampage!
I think purely for that evil sin, you should not eat for a week. A week!! Do it now.
I'm glad you like my rambles... Not sure about the rest of Lit, mind you.
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Tallulah82
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Bloody hell, Brains. That took you hours to reply! I'm fucking ageing here!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to! I shall buy you your own packet and you can lick them, suck them, nibble them, all you wish... in front of me.
Sigh. Ok. No eating for a week. Liquid diet it is. *shakes rum bottle* yeah, I'm good for that.
Ah, fuck Lit. Or I can do it for you, if you're not feeling great? Bloody martyr, I am.
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Jaffa cakes are Cakes not biscuits.
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Bloody hell, Brains. That took you hours to reply! I'm fucking ageing here!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to! I shall buy you your own packet and you can lick them, suck them, nibble them, all you wish... in front of me.
Sigh. Ok. No eating for a week. Liquid diet it is. *shakes rum bottle* yeah, I'm good for that.
Ah, fuck Lit. Or I can do it for you, if you're not feeling great? Bloody martyr, I am.
I know, am sorry. It's 'cos I'm trying to reply to all the love letters I've received from my fan club (they have a webpage - https://www.brainysfanclub.com/heisfuckalicious). It's a chore, I tell you.
You are too nice. Try not to enjoy yourself too much when you're fucking the rest of Lit! Remember, sad face. You're doing it to be a martyr!
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Tallulah82
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I know, I wasn't going to argue that point with him. It's whether you blame the supermarkets for putting them in the biscuit aisle, or Joe Public for being too 'argh!' that they can't cope with the idea that supermarkets put them in the cake aisle, therefore s/markets continuing to put them in the biscuit aisle?
People don't like change.
Apparently - and NO I'm not going to watch it - but there's a TV programme on next week some time about the "nation's favourite biscuit" and they've included jaffas in the top whatever list.
Fascinating.
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Tallulah82
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Look at you being a popular shlong!
Nice website! I can see how it would be a hard upkeep.
I know, sigh. I wish I were more selfish, but I can't do it. I see a dick in need, and my tits reach out to them!
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I know, I wasn't going to argue that point with him. It's whether you blame the supermarkets for putting them in the biscuit aisle, or Joe Public for being too 'argh!' that they can't cope with the idea that supermarkets put them in the cake aisle, therefore s/markets continuing to put them in the biscuit aisle?
People don't like change.
Apparently - and NO I'm not going to watch it - but there's a TV programme on next week some time about the "nation's favourite biscuit" and they've included jaffas in the top whatever list.
Fascinating.
All because of VAT...
No i wont watch it either. Im only just getting my sanity back.
Thats why ive been watching videos of people banging their heads, to the tune of thomas the tank engine.
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Absolutely right. They go hard when they're stale. Biscuits go soft. Not that they'd know that as they never keep them that long.
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Tallulah82
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All because of VAT...
No i wont watch it either. Im only just getting my sanity back.
Thats why ive been watching videos of people banging their heads, to the tune of thomas the tank engine.
Uhm. Interesting past-time you have there...
*backs away*
Absolutely right. They go hard when they're stale. Biscuits go soft. Not that they'd know that as they never keep them that long.
Hey! I'll have you know that my packet was open for a good twenty minutes! The last one was sooooo stale. I had to suck it for ages until it got soft.
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Are you sure your talking Jaffa Cake?
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Either I'm really out of it today or I'm far too American for all of the above conversation.
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Fine. I'm wrong - they're cakes.
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Either I'm really out of it today or I'm far too American for all of the above conversation.
If I tried to explain it in Mercan you'd just get more confused.
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Tallulah82
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Ha! I'm not panicking. No. Not me. Not here. Not now. ALL IS CALM!
Course I am. Either I'm really out of it today or I'm far too American for all of the above conversation.
Haha, yeah it's a Brit thing. Age old argument/discussion that creeps up now and again. How's the head?
LOL! I'm sure you were there last time this got brought up!
On another note: I now have the upcoming week pretty much fully organised on a spreadsheet. I am determined that I won't be dropping balls unless they're sweaty.
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Either I'm really out of it today or I'm far too American for all of the above conversation.
It's probably being American Tink. I Tell Tall I don't understand English. She translates. LoL.
Luckily I do understand the Jaffa Cake versus biscuit ( cookies ) conversation.
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