Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Good early afternoon to all the Brits! How is life in the British Empire today?

I don't know about the British Empire, I haven't seen the news. However, in Tal's Empire there's thoughts of ordering pizza, the joys of having all gifts sorted, and the Radio Times (the Legendary issue, that I know means nada to you!) at the ready for the select few films I might want to watch this Crimbo.

The world's gone to bed in a bath towel, or some such expression.

I go to bed naked. Bath towel would be damp, and that's no fun.

How's the Fryer doing? Got your ten bottles of whisky ready for the week ahead?

 

[Tallulah82]

Good afternoon Tal!!!!

Hope you're having a splendid day.

Hey

Spendiferous, certainly!

I don't think that it's classed as appropriate but I did enjoy watching some murder documentaries as I wrapped up my kids gifts today.

How's life on the lake?

 

[Pantyboy74]

All Hail the mighty Tal.
Ruler of this thread. Queen of all.
Holder of the mighty vibrating sceptre.
Sitter of the mighty butt plug.

 

[Tallulah82]

All Hail the mighty Tal.
Ruler of this thread. Queen of all.
Holder of the mighty vibrating sceptre.
Sitter of the mighty butt plug.

You been drinking again?

Interesting images you're projecting. I don't mind the vibrating sceptre, but mighty butt plug? *shudders*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

All Hail the mighty Tal.
Ruler of this thread. Queen of all.
Holder of the mighty vibrating sceptre.
Sitter of the mighty butt plug.

I definitely need the bucket now...

 

[PapaRomantic]

TAL!

All hail mighty warrior woman - how are the minions treating you today, my lovely queen and ruler of all she surveys?

 

[Pantyboy74]

You been drinking again?

Interesting images you're projecting. I don't mind the vibrating sceptre, but mighty butt plug? *shudders*

I might have had a Whisky.
And be feeling a little nuts today.

I definitely need the bucket now...

Ah hush.

 

[thefishfryer]

I go to bed naked. Bath towel would be damp, and that's no fun.

How's the Fryer doing? Got your ten bottles of whisky ready for the week ahead?

I too prefer to be naked under the duvet, the bath towel is optional.

Many years ago the company used to give me a crate of whisky every Christmas. Now I mostly stick to wine. My overly small cellar is fully stocked with bottles.

 

[Tallulah82]

I definitely need the bucket now...

Hey hey! I thought I could sense a wanker.

TAL!

All hail mighty warrior woman - how are the minions treating you today, my lovely queen and ruler of all she surveys?

Ha! My minions are being rather unruly. I think some beheadings are on the cards.

How the world of romance *shudders*?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hey hey! I thought I could sense a wanker.

Moi? I is not a wanker... okay... I used to be. But I'm bloody lovely now.

 

[Tallulah82]

I might have had a Whisky.
And be feeling a little nuts today.
Ah hush.

Meh, it's Christmas. Nuts and whisky are compulsory. I have a nut cracker if you need it.

I too prefer to be naked under the duvet, the bath towel is optional.

Many years ago the company used to give me a crate of whisky every Christmas. Now I mostly stick to wine. My overly small cellar is fully stocked with bottles.

And this is why you have no space for women. Too much wine.

 

[Tallulah82]

Moi? I is not a wanker... okay... I used to be. But I'm bloody lovely now.

If you're not a wanker, then why's your hand on your dick?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Meh, it's Christmas. Nuts and whisky are compulsory. I have a nut cracker if you need it. .

Isnt that just your hand.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Ha! My minions are being rather unruly. I think some beheadings are on the cards.

How the world of romance *shudders*?

The world of romance is always smooth and luxurious, and always standing at your beck and call. In fact, I can't imagine anything more satisfying than cuddling after a random beheading or two - sometimes the stress of the event is a bit taxing, and you need a diversion to return your mind and body back to your usual charming nature!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

If you're not a wanker, then why's your hand on your dick?

Er... it's your fault. Those four pictures you sent me spread-eagled on the bed with nothing on just drove me wild...

 

[Tallulah82]

Isnt that just your hand.

Usually, yes. But if it's tough, then I can use my teeth too.

The world of romance is always smooth and luxurious, and always standing at your beck and call. In fact, I can't imagine anything more satisfying than cuddling after a random beheading or two - sometimes the stress of the event is a bit taxing, and you need a diversion to return your mind and body back to your usual charming nature!

Ah, you do make me laugh! (Not sure that's your intention!) My usual charming self, huh? If most other people said that I'd accuse them of taking the piss.

 

[Tallulah82]

Er... it's your fault. Those four pictures you sent me spread-eagled on the bed with nothing on just drove me wild...

I know. I really should have put the sheets on first. But I know a stained mattress get's your motor running.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I know. I really should have put the sheets on first. But I know a stained mattress get's your motor running.

Smart arse.

Correction: Only a mattress stained by you, gets my motor running.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Usually, yes. But if it's tough, then I can use my teeth too.

I bet some have the teeth marks to prove it.

 

[Tallulah82]

Smart arse.

Correction: Only a mattress stained by you, gets my motor running.

I need to kick start my motor. I think it died a couple of hours ago.

Does it count if the stains are caused by me, but not necessarily mine, as such?

I bet some have the teeth marks to prove it.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I need to kick start my motor. I think it died a couple of hours ago.

Does it count if the stains are caused by me, but not necessarily mine, as such?

Well only if the stains were MY stains caused by you. Otherwise, nope.

I had a two-hour nap. Did your meds work?

 

[thefishfryer]

Meh, it's Christmas. Nuts and whisky are compulsory. I have a nut cracker if you need it.



And this is why you have no space for women. Too much wine.

Too much wine is not a concept I understand.

 

[13Fantasies]

Tal refused to lick my candy cane today.

It's no wonder I hate Christmas...

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Tal refused to lick my candy cane today.

It's no wonder I hate Christmas...

Just be thankful she didn't roast your chestnuts.

 

[13Fantasies]

Just be thankful she didn't roast your chestnuts.

She tells me often I don't have any to nut crack...