Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[iLackBrainCells]

Yeah, but I couldn't use it, she fucking ruined it. Stop getting her over-excited, dammit.

*Hangs head in shame.*

How was I to know it'd give her a mild heart attack?

 

[Tallulah82]

*Hangs head in shame.*

How was I to know it'd give her a mild heart attack?

Oh, come on, you knew it would! I told you that she gets hyper over shit like that! I think you have ulterior motives. I'm beginning to think that you've wangled your way into her will and now you're trying to kill her off to get your payout.

I'm onto you, buster.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh, come on, you knew it would! I told you that she gets hyper over shit like that! I think you have ulterior motives. I'm beginning to think that you've wangled your way into her will and now you're trying to kill her off to get your payout.

I'm onto you, buster.

Oh come on. You know I'm not like that that - I'm not that kind of person...

Does your mother still have that Faberge egg?

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh come on. You know I'm not like that that - I'm not that kind of person...

Does your mother still have that Faberge egg?

She does, but I think she got it mixed up with that fancy valentines day vibrating one you sent her last year... it was not a pleasant realisation as I was cleaning her mansion.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

She does, but I think she got it mixed up with that fancy valentines day vibrating one you sent her last year... it was not a pleasant realisation as I was cleaning her mansion.

Ooh... Ouch. Well, at least you can say your mother is priceless now if she still has that inside her.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ooh... Ouch. Well, at least you can say your mother is priceless now if she still has that inside her.

You're loving this, aren't you, you mother-clucker.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You're loving this, aren't you, you mother-clucker.

You have such a low opinion of me.

 

[Tallulah82]

You have such a low opinion of me.

You "accidentally" keep sending her gifts, inc sex toys, and you know she has a weak disposition. Hmmm. Very tricksy.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You "accidentally" keep sending her gifts, inc sex toys, and you know she has a weak disposition. Hmmm. Very tricksy.

I can't help it if a mother/daughter threesome was my #1 Christmas wish... I know it won't happen now but oh well, a boy can dream.

 

[13Fantasies]

I can't help it if a mother/daughter threesome was my #1 Christmas wish... I know it won't happen now but oh well, a boy can dream.

Hahahaha!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hahahaha!

I'll just have to stick to watching those dodgy ones on PornHub.

 

[Tallulah82]

I can't help it if a mother/daughter threesome was my #1 Christmas wish... I know it won't happen now but oh well, a boy can dream.

Oh SHIT!!! That card was from you?? Fuck!

My mum got all excited, saying about receiving a card that strongly expressed the desire a M/d 3some. I wasn't sure about it, but in the end I agreed cos I'd drank enough tequila.

No wonder Brian, her neighbour, looked really puzzled at first. I was sure he kept trying to say something, but she gagged him quick and so he just took what we gave him, and once the gag was removed, his words weren't exactly... discouraging.

Sorry, Brains.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh SHIT!!! That card was from you?? Fuck!

My mum got all excited, saying about receiving a card that strongly expressed the desire a M/d 3some. I wasn't sure about it, but in the end I agreed cos I'd drank enough tequila.

No wonder Brian, her neighbour, looked really puzzled at first. I was sure he kept trying to say something, but she gagged him quick and so he just took what we gave him, and once the gag was removed, his words weren't exactly... discouraging.

Sorry, Brains.

Well since you went through it once - a dress rehearsal if you like, you're ready for the proper thing now!

Now... let's sort dates out. Tomorrow?

 

[Tallulah82]

Well since you went through it once - a dress rehearsal if you like, you're ready for the proper thing now!

Now... let's sort dates out. Tomorrow?

Sorry. A M/d 3some was on her wishlist too. Now it's done, she's content to move on to the next thing on her list.

Can you provide a buttered-up octopus and two pierced cocks? She might let you join in that one.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Sorry. A M/d 3some was on her wishlist too. Now it's done, she's content to move on to the next thing on her list.

Can you provide a buttered-up octopus and two pierced cocks? She might let you join in that one.

I don't mind buttering up a squid but I draw the line at octopus! You filthy beast.

I'm not getting anywhere near any pierced cocks and there is no way any piercing artist is getting near my cock!

*shudders*

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't mind buttering up a squid but I draw the line at octopus! You filthy beast.

I'm not getting anywhere near any pierced cocks and there is no way any piercing artist is getting near my cock!

*shudders*

Sigh. You're sooooo boring.

Fine, I'll just have to go back to my original intention of messaging Pablo. He'll be up for it, no doubt.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Sigh. You're sooooo boring.

Fine, I'll just have to go back to my original intention of messaging Pablo. He'll be up for it, no doubt.

Fuck that slimy sod. I still haven't forgot the time I caught him letching at you through the letterbox and wanking like a chimpanzee.

I do the wanking like a demented chimpanzee. ME!

 

[Tallulah82]

Fuck that slimy sod. I still haven't forgot the time I caught him letching at you through the letterbox and wanking like a chimpanzee.

I do the wanking like a demented chimpanzee. ME!

Have I not told you about my bukakke fantasies? There's always room for one more...

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Have I not told you about my bukakke fantasies? There's always room for one more...

No, you've told me several times about the fantasy of your face resembling a plasterer's radio.

I'll be a reluctant participant. Will there be tea and sandwiches at this bukkake meeting?

 

[Tallulah82]

No, you've told me several times about the fantasy of your face resembling a plasterer's radio.

I'll be a reluctant participant. Will there be tea and sandwiches at this bukkake meeting?

Of course, sustenance is important!

Mmmmmm, plastered...

 

[Kinkenglish]

No, you've told me several times about the fantasy of your face resembling a plasterer's radio.

I'll be a reluctant participant. Will there be tea and sandwiches at this bukkake meeting?

"Plasterer's radio"

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Of course, sustenance is important!

Mmmmmm, plastered...

Just don't get any in your eyes. After I hit bulleye last time, you couldn't see properly for a week.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

"Plasterer's radio"

.....

 

[Tallulah82]

"Plasterer's radio"

Don't encourage him, if he think's he's funny, then he'll just get worse! :O

Just don't get any in your eyes. After I hit bulleye last time, you couldn't see properly for a week.

Bullseye??? You calling me a bull???

I'll make you not see properly for a week, matey!

 

[Tallulah82]

Sigh. I must go for the night.

Happy wanking, Brainy!

Good night and pervy dreams to all