iLackBrainCells
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You wish.
GODDAMMIT!! Stop arsing on woman!! This shit aint going to write itself!
Yes. Go on. Write. I'll take care of the perverts and tell them to leave a message.
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You wish.
GODDAMMIT!! Stop arsing on woman!! This shit aint going to write itself!
This...is a distraction
Yes. Go on. Write. I'll take care of the perverts and tell them to leave a message.![]()
Take care of them, huh?Like I would, huh?
Is that an oral message?
I really do need to leave.

Gushing?! Well done!!
Wanking is on the cards? Great! I'm ok - easily distractable today clearly haha! I *AM* going to get some work done - if people just stop talking to me!!
(and Lit crashes for bit...)
The whole of Lit is a distraction today! I lost my sass on Monday. I think I've found it again today...
Take care of them, huh?Like I would, huh?
Is that an oral message?
I really do need to leave.
Not like you would, but yes it would be an oral message... "Fuck off, it's my turn today."![]()
Yes, I need to leave too. However, like you, I'll be able to leave.You just have too many adoring fans to be able to disappear.
You don't need to leave. ;-)

Haha! Yeah, yeah. Whatevs, Trevs. OK AM GOING!!! Geez!
LOL! Yeah, I do. Wanking shall have to wait! Have fun![]()
You are torturing me!!!:-(
Morning campers![]()
Hey Femme! Argh, again we're just passing lol - I'm running away, wasted far too much time already haha!
Slave, you'll survive. Most men do.![]()
Hey Femme! Argh, again we're just passing lol - I'm running away, wasted far too much time already haha!
Slave, you'll survive. Most men do.![]()
Hi & bye then Tal, catch you later
The whole of Lit is a distraction today! I lost my sass on Monday. I think I've found it again today...
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Woo Hoo! Tal's got her sass back! 
Woo Hoo! Tal's got her sass back!
Greetings everyone! Hope you're all having a great day.
I wouldn't celebrate Tal getting her sass back... I did that the last time it happened and I ended up cowering in her cellar for three days after that,scared for my life and my balls...
Good morning / afternoon Lake.![]()
Af'noon Brainy!!
Oh, I remember those days.......![]()
Hey buddy.
Those were the good old days! Not like that now. Things change. *sobs uncontrollably*
Just popped by to say hi
Hope you OK
Morning campers![]()
Femme, you turn up and my sense of time just disappears...I don't know how to describe it, I wish I could illustrate how my mind fills in the gaps and smooth over the edges but it's hard.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ff1a205b565d2c8abf38e9cc1d563d8/tumblr_ny3dtxtzqB1t04jlho1_400.gif
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Femme, you turn up and my sense of time just disappears...I don't know how to describe it, I wish I could illustrate how my mind fills in the gaps and smooth over the edges but it's hard.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ff1a205b565d2c8abf38e9cc1d563d8/tumblr_ny3dtxtzqB1t04jlho1_400.gif
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I wouldn't celebrate Tal getting her sass back... I did that the last time it happened and I ended up cowering in her cellar for three days after that,scared for my life and my balls...
Good morning / afternoon Lake.![]()
You say that like it's a bad thing...![]()
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It is now officially "evening" here as well. I know it's "Late evening" there..
Hope you all had a good day!
Two words... Crush injuries.
It's bed time for me so I'll bid everyone goodnight.
*peeks in door...looks around....set's up silly string booby-trap devices...grins and leaves*![]()