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Do you want the brutally honest version or the pretend version?Haha.
Nah, I'm okay thank you. Yourself??
I'm ok thanks. A bit tired, but ploughing through my to-do list!
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I'm ok thanks. A bit tired, but ploughing through my to-do list!
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I'm ok thanks. A bit tired, but ploughing through my to-do list!
Any writing on that list? If you won't include anal, how about including lube and vegetables?
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Any writing on that list? If you won't include anal, how about including lube and vegetables?
Intending to, yes. Look, I know that you consider being impaled by a marrow is your interpretation of what love is, but this is a bit more traditional. If you want vegetable sex, then write your own story.
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Intending to, yes. Look, I know that you consider being impaled by a marrow is your interpretation of what love is, but this is a bit more traditional. If you want vegetable sex, then write your own story.
Fiiine. I think I'll call it "The Horny Greengrocers". *nods*
Original, I know. Originality is my strongest point.
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Right, I'm off. Catch you all later.
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Fiiine. I think I'll call it "The Horny Greengrocers". *nods*
Original, I know. Originality is my strongest point.
Good. Get on with it.
I'm getting distracted by stupid songs with stupid lyrics ha! That song - Slow Hands...the lyrics are "slow hands, like sweat dripping down that dirty laundry"... What??? Is that supposed to be sexy? Singing about stinky, sweaty dirty laundry???
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Morning everyone, thought I'd drop by...
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Good morning! How's the perving going?
Full swing at the moment ;-)
I enjoy catching up on the picture threads after a while of inactivity here. How's yours?
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I'm holding off on the perving ha! Saving it for a tidal wave later...
Saving it is good as well! I'll probably still be perving when you start later!
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Good. Get on with it.
I'm getting distracted by stupid songs with stupid lyrics ha! That song - Slow Hands...the lyrics are "slow hands, like sweat dripping down that dirty laundry"... What??? Is that supposed to be sexy? Singing about stinky, sweaty dirty laundry???
I've only just seen this... I know the sound you're on about and the first time I heard it, I was sat in traffic listening to it on the car radio. I clearly remember looking at the radio and saying out loud - "What?!?!?!" when I heard it.
Truly, truly strange.
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Good. Get on with it.
I'm getting distracted by stupid songs with stupid lyrics ha! That song - Slow Hands...the lyrics are "slow hands, like sweat dripping down that dirty laundry"... What??? Is that supposed to be sexy? Singing about stinky, sweaty dirty laundry???
It's way too early for me to come in on the middle of a conversation concerning songs about dirty laundry....
But it's far from the only song about dirty laundry. I immediately thought of the old Don Henley song, "Dirty Laundry". While googling that found that
Carrie Underwood
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All Time Low
Both also appear to wax poetic about sweaty stinky stuff....
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It's way too early for me to come in on the middle of a conversation concerning songs about dirty laundry....
But it's far from the only song about dirty laundry. I immediately thought of the old Don Henley song, "Dirty Laundry". While googling that found that
Carrie Underwood
and
All Time Low
Both also appear to wax poetic about sweaty stinky stuff....
I don't know any other tunes about dirty laundry but it seems singer/songwriters are into all that.
I think I'm going to head off for a quick nap... 'cos.. well 'cos I can.
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I don't know any other tunes about dirty laundry but it seems singer/songwriters are into all that.
I think I'm going to head off for a quick nap... 'cos.. well 'cos I can.
Nap needed here too... later folks
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It's way too early for me to come in on the middle of a conversation concerning songs about dirty laundry....
But it's far from the only song about dirty laundry. I immediately thought of the old Don Henley song, "Dirty Laundry". While googling that found that
Carrie Underwood
and
All Time Low
Both also appear to wax poetic about sweaty stinky stuff....
This evenings entertainment! Cheers!
He's also like 12, I can't take anyone that young seriously about slow hands. Pfft.
Catch you next time!Hmm. Strange goings on in here. Story writing, musical interludes and vegetables??? No...I don't believe I'm going to inquire. Some stones are best not peeked under.
I wouldn't peek either. But I can't help it. Far too curious to not look.
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This evenings entertainment! Cheers!
LMAO...I'm sure you can find better entertainment elsewhere....
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LMAO...I'm sure you can find better entertainment elsewhere....
A lady doesn't tell. But fuck yeah, so gunna find better entertainment. Maybe not elsewhere. We'll see...
Hello there Tal, how's everything going with you, started any mischief or mayhem lately.
Just warming up my fingers...
For the keyboard. Not wanking, unfortunately.
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G'evening people. I'm not really here - lurking between here and the real world.
How's everyone's day been?
How's everyone's day been?
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