Warming fingers for keyboardist activities at we? Well it's not exactly tropical weather here either and I'm reminded of why I replaced the electric heat pump unit in my last house with a gas furnace.
At least your home is warm too! 
But fuck yeah, so gunna find better entertainment. Maybe not elsewhere. We'll see...
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You can get arrested for that, you know. There's always your favorite category of Lit stories....
You're lurking in the real world too??
Like I don't delve into them at least once a day
You're lurking in the real world too??
Like I don't delve into them at least once a day
But fuck yeah, so gunna find better entertainment. Maybe not elsewhere. We'll see...
Just warming up my fingers...
For the keyboard. Not wanking, unfortunately.
Ah! Too predictable! I knew you were going to make a comment about being outside my house
I hope the wind isn't whipping your butt out there. Unless you're enjoying it, therefore crack on (pun intended)
Only if he gets caught....
pffffttt...amateur..."once a day"...
Good morning room, Good morning light and the red balloon
I never get caught.
Hey LoL.
I never get caught.
Good morning room, Good morning light and the red balloon
Only if he gets caught....
pffffttt...amateur..."once a day"...
We know how you warm your fingers.
Pfft - be nice! I'm knackered. It's a miracle I can type, never mind be original.
If you're able to type shit, then you're able to take shit. Boom. Good morning room, Good morning light and the red balloon
"At least" my darling. AT LEAST.
Well, gotta keep them moving for starters...
Ha! You playing the "poor me, I can say what I want, but if you are mean to me, then I'm going to play my Pity Card". Really? Uhm. You know I don't fall for that shit, right?
Hey Lovey, hope you're well and feeling fight fit in the Land of Lit!
Fit as a fleet of flying frisbees Ha! You playing the "poor me, I can say what I want, but if you are mean to me, then I'm going to play my Pity Card". Really? Uhm. You know I don't fall for that shit, right?
I like pita sex - turkish food and sex combined
I'm doing better thank you
Fuck!! Why do you know me so well?
*Puts his Pity Cards away.*
And there's no angry sex the next day. It's more an interactive, interpretive declaration of eternal gratitude... I like pita sex - turkish food and sex combined
Just be careful you don't end up IN a pitta. You'll be kebab'd.
Just don't make a mess of my place, dudes. Spread the plastic sheets down before you get started.
Oi, I'm not getting involved. No man meat for me - not even with all the offers.
Sure. Good luck in not dreaming about it tonight. Mmhmmm. 
