Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am the most stable, consistent person to ever walk the face of the earth.

 

[Lindi37]

I am mentally well

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m known in the porn world as Beer Can Sally. Yeah, I take AAAALLLLLLLL that in the ass.

 

[lanceGibs]

I am the most desirable litster and BCSs favourite

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m known in the porn world as Beer Can Sally. Yeah, I take AAAALLLLLLLL that in the ass.

I’m the pornstar formally known as “Beer Can”

 

[Taegul]

After spending half my life in prison, I can honestly say that the food on the inside was better than anything I've ever had on the outside. The dating scene was a lot less complicated also.

 

[PageWriter2]

I think a great ass on a woman is a turn off.

 

[Taegul]

I love the direction Disney has been going with the Star Wars and Marvel franchises. They're hitting it out of the ballpark every time!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm a woman.

I'm a dude.

 

[Trubbycat]

I turn heads in the supermarket.

 

[Cindy027]

I hate Trubby, really can't stand him I mean dinosaurs, really!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

I've never had sex with someone for money

 

[Saltfountain]

I paid @LizVegas79 for sex

 

[Weirdnessome]

Punched a baby for a taco

 

[Rob_Royale]

I'm as good a person as I think I am.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm sane.

 

[Taegul]

I live in an igloo on the Alaskan coast and I often go skinny-dipping with a pod of Orcas that have adopted me as one of their own. Shrinkage is a bitch.

 

[Saltfountain]

I live in an igloo on the Alaskan coast and I often go skinny-dipping with a pod of Orcas that have adopted me as one of their own. Shrinkage is a bitch.

How do you know my Ex? And what's she doing in Alaska?

 

[Xerxes82]

I am a Soviet sleeper agent.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a lovely person.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I only eat orange foods

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Just took a vow of abstinence.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m so unbelievably stupid…. I amaze myself.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Just took a vow of abstinence.

But it has to be a lie

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

But it has to be a lie

Ohhhhh how dare you be funnier than me!