Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[InCNCestBangPie]

Ohhhhh how dare you be funnier than me!

It comes very naturally. Try to keep up

 

[kathyisgr65]

I have an extra thumb

 

[thefishfryer]

I have never felt fitter.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Have a poster of Comrade Lenin above my bed.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I just auditioned for a role in the stage version of Shaving Ryan's Privates.

 

[ICM8781]

I am one of the most popular posters on Lit. Everyone knows me.

 

[RoperTrace]

I am one of the most popular posters on Lit. Everyone knows me.

True!

 

[ctarrantella]

I'm 9 inches

 

[sicpup72]

I’m tall & skinny

 

[Cindy027]

Christine Lagarde is going to interview me as her successor.

 

[LizVegas79]

I like guys who tell me what to do all the time

 

[Strixaluco]

I can live with 4h sleep night.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I really have a monicle and top hat on 24/7.

 

[thefishfryer]

I like guys who tell me what to do all the time

I believe you

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m not the least bit sexy or beautiful.

 

[Coyote100]

I’ve caught 58 roadrunners last year alone.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Strictly missionary

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm excited about this day.

 

[Bdm20]

I’ve never lusted after any of the delightful women on lit.

 

[Btq97]

I am batman!

 

[Jenny17]

I do not like to sleep with guys who are gifted more than average.

 

[Weirdnessome]

I hate messy girls

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am very comfortable with how I look and I love taking selfies.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Totally don't like things in my butt.

 

[Taegul]

I hired Elon Musk to make my penis 100% electric. It goes 0-60 in record time now, but I have to recharge it several times a day and it is so embarrassing to have to use charging stations in public.

So worth it though.