Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[SherlockianMan]

I taught Peter North everything he knows

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm a virgin and proud

 

[snexxer]

I get more sex than a porn star.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I’m actually 22 years old and only 4’8” tall, posing here as much older and taller for reasons only known to the Witness Protection Program.

 

[Lorack]

She made me do it

 

[Taegul]

I make women sign a release of liability form before having sex with me due to the size of my dick and overly aggressive technique I learned from a sexual Shaolin Master in Trenton, New Jersey.

 

[VoraciousValue]

A make women sign a release of liability form before having sex with me due to the size of my dick and overly aggressive technique I learned from a sexual Shaolin Master in Trenton, New Jersey.

"Initial here for oral. . . . And initial here for anal. . . ."

 

[Taegul]

I'm nearly in a sugar coma from all the candy I stole from kids on Halloween and ate myself.

I regret nothing.

 

[Cindy027]

I have just acquired the keys to a house overlooking Lake Como.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Very proud to vote in our REAL president next election. Trump 2024!

Also Coldplay RULES.

 

[PageWriter2]

Trump is my hero

 

[Crownvic]

I hate Halloween. And I enjoy plain, missionary sex.

That always a treat....

 

[Cindy027]

I love trolls, they make my time on Lit so much fun.

 

[snexxer]

I'm a happily married man who doesn't imagine running away and starting a whole new*****.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I get plenty of sleep every night and wake up feeling refreshed!

Also, I'm not going back to bed for a nap. Nope, I'm staying up and being productive.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am the most welcoming and warm person first thing out of bed each morning.

 

[lilmissdarling]

I never use sarcasm as a way to deflect.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

My life is so interesting, it’s never a dull moment. I’m always getting a full 8 hours of sleep, full of energy and getting out every day to exercise has been wonderful for me. My maid cleans up after me, the chef prepared my meals and I’m always able to meet all deadlines for things needed. Since my lottery win, doors have been opening for me left and right.

should I stop this now before I get struck by lightening???

 

[Fingerfuxs]

My life is so interesting, it’s never a dull moment. I’m always getting a full 8 hours of sleep, full of energy and getting out every day to exercise has been wonderful for me. My maid cleans up after me, the chef prepared my meals and I’m always able to meet all deadlines for things needed. Since my lottery win, doors have been opening for me left and right.

should I stop this now before I get struck by lightening???

Whatever you do , don’t share your winning lotto numbers. Save that and the why you picked them as a cliff hanger for your next Lit revelation post. Oh and keep that chefs Mac and cheese recipe a secret
girl. lol

on topic , I get my crew cut sq’d away weekly. MY barber works topless and is a stripper as her side gig.

 

[Crownvic]

I am rich and famous..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have just finished having a three hour massage by Scarlett Johansson who provided several happy endings after telling me I was the man she loved the most...

**Daydreams**

 

[Taegul]

I am still taking night classes trying to pass my freshman year of high school. Algebra I is an absolute bitch. Seriously! WTF is a pemdas?!?!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I shoot only tiny droplets of semen when I come. They're barely visible. :-/

 

[sueshows]

I don't like
anal sex
more than one man at a time
having my breasts played with roughly
and several dozen more things

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m going on a business trip this weekend and meeting a Lit friend at a swinger club.