Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Weirdnessome]

I yell at walls for shits and giggles

 

[Apisto42]

I give a fuck.

 

[LaValliere]

Christine Lagarde is going to interview me as her successor.

I know this is a lie because I *am* Christine Lagarde and @SirConradPeckereye is already a lock to take over (it’s the top hat that sold us).

 

[RachelPost]

I am romantically involved with the director of nursing at my hospital.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think about what I'm going to say before I say it and I never offend anyone

 

[fitguy930]

I've never done or said anything stupid as a result of drinking.

Me either...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I hate women in glasses...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a delightful morning person.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@JustAnotherFlower and I get along great, no crap talking needed.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am the secret love child of Sir Winston Churchill and Gloria Hunniford.

 

[Taegul]

I'm really getting tired of having to tell James Gunn that I am not even remotely interested in replacing Henry Cavill as Superman. Damn I wish he'd stop calling me. No means no, James Gunn!!!

 

[Cindy027]

I can eat bags and bags of marshmallows and it doesn't add a single calorie it does however give me the stamina, dexterity and strength to fight off the thugs of the universe. None of you would have seen these thugs, which means it's working.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I never make mistakes at all.

 

[Taegul]

My middle name is Cleofuss.

 

[Gamine67]

I DID NOT eat the last cookie.

 

[Taegul]

It'ss so mucch hardder to post mesages whenn Im on mile 67 of a 100 mil maraathon. So tiired rigt now.

 

[Taegul]

I definitely am not resurrecting this thread from page 14. Nope.

 

[BadAmy]

I am a religious zealot.

 

[luv2custrip]

I have a clean, pure mind.

 

[thefishfryer]

I am teetotal, have never watched porn, and my wife and I have never seen each other naked.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sex absolutely repulses me

 

[Taegul]

I live on a steady diet of Apple Jacks and Clamato. 24/7 baby!

 

[BadAmy]

I'm not funny.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I graduated summa cum laud from MIT..class'73

 

[lifeisgood3976]

I'm very organized and always stay on-task.