Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[jeff_is_smiling]

The thought of being ghosted, yet again, is not that maddening to me...

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Despite my public image here, I’m actually only 35 and wealthy with a bevy of beautiful women living in my mansion at my beck and call, I only say what I say about my life here because I wish I had a simpler life.

 

[Taegul]

I am currently typing this as the poster below me is giving me a lap dance.

Sorry lol. Just cruel to set you up like that.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I was head cheerleader in highschool

 

[cowboyup6977]

Head what

 

[cunme69]

my girl caught me jerking off watching the neighbors wife sunbathing by their pool

 

[cunme69]

I was head cheerleader in highschool

So in other words, U gave the entire team head?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Some of you guys here on Lit are amazingly smooth at flirting with the ladies.

 

[kathyisgr65]

So in other words, U gave the entire team head?

Well I was head cheerleader..so yeah...such a smart person. Did U play play football? Experience this first hand?

 

[MsBellaBeeN]

I am a wall flower, with a femdomme fantasy

 

[Amanda330]

I played a flute when I was a teenager (actually true). Anyway, one time at band camp...

 

[Nicefella]

I was the original lead singer of Wham! But I had no ass.

 

[Taegul]

Some of you guys here on Lit are amazingly smooth at flirting with the ladies.

You're supposed to lie about yourself, not about all the rest of us! lmao

 

[cunme69]

my bad Was just adding some laugh. Stress relief

 

[boytoyjoy]

I won the 2023 Nobel Prize in Cunnilingus and am starting to train up for the 2024 event. I need some female training partners. Can anyone here help?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Can't wait to vote for Trump in November!

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm not worried about a thing, I'm a careless creature.

 

[BadAmy]

I fart flowers.

 

[Amanda330]

I fart flowers.

That actually sounds painful... And what's the difference between farting flowers and shitting flowers??

 

[base10]

I just finished my fully tricked out dungeon

 

[Taegul]

I am the most serious person you've ever met. And I'm seriously serious when I say that.

 

[GSDom]

I think coffee is an abomination.

 

[orangecurious]

i am really attractive

 

[Strixaluco]

I miss my car already.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just love Pepsi, it is t at all the monopoly money of beverages