Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[SirConradPeckereye]

I just love Pepsi, it is t at all the monopoly money of beverages

My face, with monocle and top hat, is what's printed on her monopoly money.

 

[NewEng]

I'm super rich, extremely handsome and hate tea.

 

[MissLabelled]

I just got back from a world tour promoting my new album of one long spoken poem about the greatness of fanny packs.

 

[Taegul]

Despite what I said earlier in another thread, I totally look just like a young Brad Pitt.

 

[Taegul]

My dick was the stuntman dick for Tommy Lee in the famous home sex tape with Pamela Anderson. I had to train for 8 months leading up to that filming while adopting a strict pineapple diet.

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't wear glasses.

 

[sicpup72]

I’m tall, skinny & hung

 

[Taegul]

My 2024 presidential run is shaping up nicely and I can't wait to nationally debate a couple of men in diapers.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

My 2024 presidential run is shaping up nicely and I can't wait to nationally debate a couple of men in diapers.

I know @Taegul didn’t want this announced yet, but I’m his running mate. He’s already promised me the spot.

 

[Taegul]

I know @Taegul didn’t want this announced yet, but I’m his running mate. He’s already promised me the spot.

Definitely a lie as I already told you the auditions are still ongoing. The debates are going to be critical to my run so I need someone with strong oral skills.

Make America Naked Again!

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I believe everything I read on Lit especially from the guys

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am brilliant at reading people

 

[Taegul]

I had to stop posting in the Fuck, Marry, Kill thread because once I have a taste for killing, I just can't stop.

 

[Tallulah82]

I only flirt with people when I'm naked.

 

[Taegul]

I have never worn a hat in my entire life.

 

[Apisto42]

I often sing musicals.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

What I wouldn’t give for a Klondike bar dipped in a refreshing V8

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Very much looking forward to voting Republican this upcoming election.

 

[CuriousRick]

I am extreme happy!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I really don't have weird dreams.

 

[Taegul]

I taught Chuck Norris how to fight. And how to act.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am sleepy and going to tuck myself in so I’m rested and ready for the work week when I wake up tomorrow

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m like catnip. I have to smack the ladies off like mosquitoes.

 

[Bry1313]

No one is better at putting themselves to bed at a reasonable time than me

 

[masterslave00]

I have so much sex I don't need to masturbate...