Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Photog1rl]

I never overthink things.

 

[Representingmyhotwife]

I am confident that my wife will not leave me.

 

[Amanda330]

I am not a wanker...

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I get mistaken for Uma Thurman all the time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I incessantly look for memes AND wank....

 

[Taegul]

I just LOVE waiting on slow-ass people.

 

[Kittycity]

I'm shit hot at adulting

 

[jarigi]

I really enjoy spending as much time as possible in queues, especially at the bank.

 

[Btq97]

I will be flying to work.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm all relaxed about having to call 10 companies in a short time interval. I'm relaxed in about calling people I don't know in general. I like calling very, very much.

 

[Coyote100]

I am never argumentative and always accepting of others' opinions.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I am the most wonderous person I have ever met.

 

[orangecurious]

I am good at some things

 

[Taegul]

I love politicians on both sides. Such caring and selfless individuals who really care. And how can I possibly pick one for president since both candidates are such beautiful and competent human beings?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have never slept with someone on the first date

 

[munch2much]

I didn’t sleep naked last night

 

[hairball18]

I am looking forward to getting a new phone.

 

[Taegul]

My romantic weekend getaway with Ana de Armas is probably the best memory of my life.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I've never masturbated.

 

[Xerxes82]

I don't adore boobs with every fiber of my being.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I definitely don’t stay up too late so I can have at least a few hours to waste however I’d like

 

[Coyote100]

I am reading Volume 7 of Encyclopedia Britanica for a fiction bookclub.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I co authored the Bible -yup I'm older than dust

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My ever-expanding harem keeps me satisfied...

 

[sicpup72]

I’m tall, skinny & hung.