Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[georgerb]

I'm normal...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have never been to Wales let alone cuddled a local

 

[fakingadulthood]

Of course the self deprecating stuff is just jokes! I don’t know why you’d even ask!

 

[Ashena]

I always lie

 

[Taegul]

I miss Winter so much.

 

[HollyS]

I'm so sad it's Friday. Monday, please come soon!!

 

[AlexBailey]

Everything physical seems to be getting better with age.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I love the idea of being a stay at home wife

 

[Photog1rl]

I do not work enough and I have so much free time.

 

[RandallOldman]

Last night, for the first time in a long time, I got abducted by aliens. Man, I hate that anal probe!

(I'm lying. They abducted me last week, and the week before that, too.)

 

[HollyS]

I need to get my alien costume dry-cleaned.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I think I'm going to spring clean my house before I go to bed

 

[Photog1rl]

I don’t want to have an orgasm.

 

[munch2much]

I don’t want to have an orgasm.

Well don’t have one then

I’ve already leapt out of bed fully clothed.

 

[Strixaluco]

I got the best night's sleep ever.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I love all politicians and believe they put our interests way before their own.

 

[deft]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

 

[jarigi]

I'm certain I could not be more irresistible to beautiful women.

 

[RandallOldman]

I got abducted again last night.

It finally dawned on me. The aliens aren't trying to find anything out with that probe. They just like fucking me up the ass!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I am left handed.

 

[BadAmy]

I've been to uranus.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m not overly direct.

 

[Amanda330]

I really really want to get married again someday.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Mmmm...I want a picked egg

 

[smtst5]

I never masturbate