Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I take every post in the Fuck, Marry, Kill thread literally and I constantly share my notes with the Catholic Church and federal law enforcement.

Some of you fatherfuckers are gonna wake up to a real bad day eventually.

 

[Photog1rl]

I take every post in the Fuck, Marry, Kill thread literally and I constantly share my notes with the Catholic Church and federal law enforcement.

Some of you fatherfuckers are gonna wake up to a real bad day eventually.

Quickly runs to FMK to delete my posts.

 

[Kittycity]

Colour in my leg where the hole in my trousers is so that I don't need to sew them

 

[Coyote100]

I love family reunions.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I look forward to going back to work.

 

[Taegul]

I really really want to get married again someday.

"I do"

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Man, I am not stalking you! Quit beating me to my boredom threads...

When I go fishing and can't catch anything, I drop a line into my fishtank and catch my bluegill over again just to feel satisfied

 

[ImpishSeraph]

When I go fishing and can't catch anything, I drop a line into my fishtank and catch my bluegill over again just to feel satisfied

You would think she'd learn by now...

Coffee keeps me awake

 

[willlph]

Man, I am not stalking you! Quit beating me to my boredom threads...

When I go fishing and can't catch anything, I drop a line into my fishtank and catch my bluegill over again just to feel satisfied

Just the one bluegill in the tank ?



I am an amateur ichthyologist.

 

[RandallOldman]

Just the one bluegill in the tank ?



I am an amateur ichthyologist.

I knew what an ichthyologist was without looking it up.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Just the one bluegill in the tank ?

Actually there are two along with others

When I see police lights go on, I take it as an invitation to race.

 

[willlph]

Actually there are two along with others

When I see police lights go on, I take it as an invitation to race.

We had some once we caught out of the pond behind my house . As a group they would team up on one and not let it eat and eventually kill it . I ended up releasing the ones left .

I once stole a police car at a street race .

 

[ImpishSeraph]

We had some once we caught out of the pond behind my house . As a group they would team up on one and not let it eat and eventually kill it . I ended up releasing the ones left .

I once stole a police car at a street race .

I've had them since they were only 2-3" They fuss but live well


I put a mascot head on and ran naked through the neighborhood every game night.

 

[willlph]

I jumped out of a crop duster plane over a cornfield in Iowa and swan dived into a half filled 55 gallon drum of water

 

[BadAmy]

I'm so deeply concerned with what others think of me.

 

[Booboobear84]

I enjoy a life of celibacy

 

[Biggalute]

I can swim without using my arms or legs, I'm a clever dick.

 

[HollyS]

I wouldn't be interested in seeing @Biggalute swim without using his arms and legs. At all.

 

[CuriousRick]

I understand women!

 

[Biggalute]

I'd be too shy to show @HollyS how i swim

 

[ericalauren]

I love to eat vegetables.

 

[SimonSex]

When someone writes “masterbate” on this site, I totally do not judge

 

[fullservice65]

I have had more women than Wilt Chamberlain did. Significantly more.

 

[Taegul]

I played the shark in all the Jaws movies, and that rubber shark costume was so uncomfortable. Totally worth the suffering though.

 

[Apisto42]

I love incompetent people. They’re my favorite.