Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Dom70]

I have a perfect male body

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I love people who are inconsiderate drivers

 

[SimonSex]

I love the Yankees!!

 

[willlph]

I cannot repair cars

 

[SimonSex]

I like 1/2 caf hazelnut lattes, almond milk plz, two shots but one floral and the other citrus, no cinnamon but freshly grated cardamom plz.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I took my panties off in a Victoria Secret once folded them and put them in a drawer for resale.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am incredibly popular in lit. I've had to manage my DMs to prevent being over-loaded with chat requests...

 

[Coyote100]

I am eight years old and neither of my parents know l am a big poster on Lit.

 

[IARainman]

I took my panties off in a Victoria Secret once folded them and put them in a drawer for resale.

Were they vs panties to begin with? So many questions in my head

 

[CX726577]

I am often confused as Brad Pitt's stunt double in Troy.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I can recite the complete works of Shakespeare in Latin after twelve pints of Guinness

 

[Taegul]

I am ready to announce that Scarlett Johansson will be my running mate in the 2024 presidential election!

I am also ready to announce that if I win, the White House will be a clothing optional property 24/7.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Lady security guards love checking that the lump that reaches my knee is just a plain old cock bulge

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have absolutely no interest in stroking myself at the moment...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm Mr. Popular here and I have to fend everyone off with a stick.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am deluged with PM’s most days

 

[crazychemgirl]

I absolutely LOVE attention and want everyone staring at me

 

[deft]

I’m Banksy’s spray can wrangler.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I despise men.

 

[TS_Woody]

I hate Colonel Angus

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am the real Colonel Sanders, as I have more more legs, breasts and boxes than I can handle

 

[SimonSex]

I’m a virgin

 

[jarigi]

I have twice swum the English Channel, the last time nude. The water was so cold, my cock shrunk to the size of a banana!

 

[WizzyWig00]

I have never lied.

 

[Taegul]

I like to spend my days at the DMV, just for the people-watching and insightful conversations with complete strangers.