Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Lily13]

I sing on the weekends. Yeah, I work at Strip ‘O’ Gram

 

[Taegul]

I sing on the weekends. Yeah, I work at Strip ‘O’ Gram

I can't lie, guys. It was the best ten bucks I've ever spent.

Hi Lily!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am a ray of gentle, lovely sunshine...

 

[Amanda330]

I'm a fragile little flower...

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm full of energy..

 

[BrendaBear]

As I watch Kong movies, I totally understand what the hell is going on.

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm 5' 6"

 

[Taegul]

I wear a cape every day, just on the off chance I have to rescue a cat out of a tree.

 

[ABiGuy84]

I totally care what what others think of me.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am sober and tired

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I really don't like people sitting on my face.

 

[SimonSex]

That IS a banana in my pants!

 

[Taegul]

I never use my hand-waving Jedi force powers to make stop lights turn green.

 

[Taegul]

I have never fantasized about a co-worker. I'm far too innocent for that nonsense.

 

[StillRain]

I’m super excited to get out of bed and out into the cold weather today!

 

[bunny4med]

I hate Colonel Angus

and I hate it being finger lickin' good too.

 

[PageWriter2]

I shaved my beard.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I will never, ever waste time on Lit while working from home.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never been interested in opening up to strangers

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I carry a dildo and bag of batteries in my purse so if I get approached by a police officer who needs to see my id, I pull them out and ask him to hold it for me while I look for my ID

 

[jason28053]

I carry a dildo and bag of batteries in my purse so if I get approached by a police officer who needs to see my id, I pull them out and ask him to hold it for me while I look for my ID

The prompt is lies not the truth

 

[Darkrhytm]

Nothing like pulling out sex toys during a bag search (this did happen in Mexico)

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I carry a dildo and bag of batteries in my purse so if I get approached by a police officer who needs to see my id, I pull them out and ask him to hold it for me while I look for my ID

I need to do this!!!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

The prompt is lies not the truth

This is a lie lol. It actually happened to my friend. She was on her way to see her girlfriend. She's was so nonchalant about it. First her keys "here, can you hold this while I look", First the Keys, dildo, bag of batteries, and a giant bottle of lube. Then she just dumped her purse on the hood because she still couldn't find it. She was so calm and collected and told him in a normal tone. "This is actually embarrassing. I don't normally carry these in my purse. I'm just on my way to see my girlfriend."

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I frequently have conversations with all my friends I've made in lit...