Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Shady_nz]

There are so many people I don't care about on Lit....

 

[ccs29745]

I'm not in love with a lister

 

[Michael682]

I don’t enjoy the heck out of talking to @LucieLou007

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I can handle whatever this is.

 

[Taegul]

I was the influence for the Chewbacca character in Star Wars when George Lucas saw me getting out of the pool back in 197tywhatever.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

I was discussed as the new Bond girl but I declined the offer as I did not know what to do with the money ...

 

[sangerin]

I never have orgasmed before.

 

[HollyS]

I once gave a lap dance to the Pope. (He was a terrible tipper!)

 

[PageWriter2]

I watch PornHub to support the advertisers

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I go to the nude beach to get an even tan.

 

[Landshark1]

I read the articles in Playboy magazine

 

[TinaG_2023]

I'm not having sex until my wedding night!

 

[PageWriter2]

I only chat with women between the age of 22 - 24

 

[Filipinawife]

I don’t like sex

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I feel like everyone here is so kind and welcoming!

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I feel like everyone here is so kind and welcoming!

Hey, the prompt is to talk about yourself!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Hey, the prompt is to talk about yourself!

Hey I did! I said I FEEL.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I absolutely despise being messaged by confident, beautiful and open-minded ladies.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Hey I did! I said I FEEL.

Oopsie, my bad. I'm sorry!

 

[Lily13]

I can't lie, guys. It was the best ten bucks I've ever spent.

Hi Lily!

Yeah, that and the $50 bucks you slipped me

Hi Taegul

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I gave up my career in porn because the actresses complained that my awe-inspiring manhood is too big for them to fit.

 

[jarigi]

People constantly confuse George Clooney for me....he hates that!

 

[PageWriter2]

I am the oldest alter boy.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I was pulled over today for speeding and forgot to put my dildo in my purse (for those that remember my last lie), so I had to give him a blowjob to get out of a $300 ticket Now he won't stop calling me.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I was that cop.