Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I once made out with Madonna.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once got lost in Narnia

 

[CuriousRick]

I hate when I have new messages in my inbox!

 

[EctoJohn]

I am richer than Scrooge McDuck.

 

[Taegul]

I taught Jack Black how to play the Sax-A-Boom. My young Padawan is almost as good with his mouth as I am.

 

[Taegul]

I am definitely not bumping this thread right now.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was one of the original Iron Chefs.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm not an alt.

 

[NoObjection]

I’m just here to read the comments.

 

[EctoJohn]

I love to wear pants with tears in the crotch.

 

[Cat]

I dislike my own company and hate to spend time away from everyone.

 

[Coyote100]

I almost always score 2 on Wordle.

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented Wordle.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m doing so great and nothing is crushing my soul

 

[Trubbycat]

I radiate such powerful pheromones that everybody wants me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I assisted Einstein with his theory of general relativity.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

My name is Sean Connery.

 

[Japansurfer]

I am small, short and dumb. Hate being a leader and love celibacy

 

[EctoJohn]

I am world renown for my impression of ducks.

 

[NoObjection]

I really hate when ladies post naked pictures of themselves.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I don’t believe in fate

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I am fluent in Latin.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a collection of rare X-men cards.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm illiterate and don't speak anything else than ny native language.

 

[EctoJohn]

I only speak French.