Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Pervy_Sage]

PS is a charming, dapper dude.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don't think I've ever seen this Pervy_Sage guy before.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I don't think I've ever seen this Pervy_Sage guy before.

Oh you have. You just don’t remember it. Yet

 

[JerseyJade]

If I were to go and watch male strippers and one came near me, I would tell him to get lost.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I don't have a self-conscious bone in my body. A paragon of confidence, I am...

 

[johnnieblue44]

I don’t get jealous at all, especially not over silly things

I have no desire whatsoever to lick ShyNaughtyGirl for days at a time

 

[JerseyJade]

I have 6 toes on my right foot.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I have 6 toes on my right foot.

You're supposed to lie JJ. Now get that creapy looking thing away from me.

Anyway, I'm a billionaire hiding here at Lit, looking for the perfect wife

 

[mulehead61]

I have 6 toes on my right foot.

That smog in Jersey must be bad...

I have piercings in my eyebrows.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I have 6 toes on my right foot.

Having summered at the shore for many years, I’ve never found Jersey girls to be the slightest bit promiscuous.

 

[Taegul]

If I were to go and watch male strippers and one came near me, I would tell him to get lost.

As an experienced male stripper myself, I can guarantee you that I'd be far too professional to ever get within arm's reach of a client.

 

[johnnieblue44]

As an experienced male stripper myself, I can guarantee you that I'd be far too professional to ever get within arm's reach of a client.

Got arrested for stealing free samples.

 

[Taegul]

The first 12 years of my life I ate nothing but meatloaf and drank nothing but vodka.

 

[Matthew82]

I've got it all figured out

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think I'll skip breakfast this morning, I'm not really hungry.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I think I'll run a 5k today. Yeah...

 

[Taegul]

I hate travelling. I fucking HATE it!

 

[kurrginatorX]

I hate travelling. I fucking HATE it!

I am Taegul's biological father. I'm sorry I have not told you until now. I was waiting to see if you would grow up to be a proper young lady. This is what I got, though, and I accept you.

 

[Taegul]

I am Taegul's biological father. I'm sorry I have not told you until now. I was waiting to see if you would grow up to be a proper young lady. This is what I got, though, and I accept you.

I am totally the Luke Skywalker to this Darth Vader.

Oops...spoiler alert.

 

[JerseyJade]

Taegul is my loser dad who my mom dumped after finding out he cheated on her by seeing a hooker.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I haven't fostered any sordid or impure thoughts today.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm sexy and I know it.

 

[Esslemont]

When I was 17 I turned down a tag-team action on a bar skank because I was too classy.

 

[Taegul]

I love slow drivers in the passing lane. I ABSOLUTELY THEM!!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I don't own any sex toys. None whatsoever.