Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[JerseyJade]

Since I won't be going back to work anytime soon, I decided to have my own porn site where people pay me money to watch me have sex.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm the only person you'll ever meet who has bedded Dolly Parton, Taylor Swift and Katie Couric. That was a great week.

Since I won't be going back to work anytime soon, I decided to have my own porn site where people pay me money to watch me have sex.

I hit 'Subscribe' 300 times. It was like a dream cum true.

 

[Cyberbella]

I’m insensitive, uncaring and selfish. Oh, and I hate sex.

 

[Xerxes82]

George Lucas based his most famous Star Wars character on me.

That's right, I am the real life Wicket the Ewok.

 

[SweetAnnette]

I live for my job.

 

[Trixxii]

George Lucas based his most famous Star Wars character on me.

That's right, I am the real life Wicket the Ewok.

I am NOT kidnapping and taking you home with me.

 

[thejabber27]

I really hate hummus, just a burning passion to destroy it from the face of the earth.

 

[SweetAnnette]

I really hate hummus, just a burning passion to destroy it from the face of the earth.

First time I read that, I thought you said hummers.

 

[Gamine67]

That oozing thing in my armpit finally dried up.

 

[thejabber27]

First time I read that, I thought you said hummers.

Hummers are a vile lot and we will send them to the potato mines!

 

[Taegul]

I definitely did not jst go to gt somthing to eat. Andd I am defnitelly not spiling crumbs on myy keboard making it harder than usuual to typ one-hannded.

You'd think I would be pro at one-handed typing by now.

 

[Series 6]

I know how to use The Force

 

[Trekka]

I’m very even tempered.

 

[badjanus]

I’m very even tempered.

I'm that gullible, I believe you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I hate reading books!

 

[Trekka]

I love reading books!

 

[Jd192235]

Tiny penis??? Sign me up!!!

Then we were made for each other. !!

 

[Taegul]

I have never actually posted anything on Lit before. I have hired a stuntman to stand in for me and post everything he thinks I would say.

 

[seetheartinme]

I'm straight.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm going to start posting nudes of myself on here starting tomorrow.

 

[J-Rod]

I have never had any inappropriate thoughts of any Lit members

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have never had any inappropriate thoughts of any Lit members

Me either!

 

[DarkSimian]

I love my job

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think Popcorn is nasty.

 

[Unquoted]

I really appreciate a drunk breaking the window out of my car because his key wouldn't unlock the door.