Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[rororochellle]

Happy that she is sober.

 

[Jada59]

I'm a very shy, quiet person.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't have hemorrhoids

 

[ydahecnot]

I am Asian

 

[JediSurfer]

I’ve been a flavor consultant for Frito-Lays since I was 9 years old. Some of the many flavors I helped put on the market are, Dill Flamming Hot, MAC & Cheese, Peanut Butter & Jelly, BLT with grandmas love and a bunch more.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am Asian

That made me lol

 

[vidiman]

I've never put a foot wrong.

 

[J-Rod]

I was once a National Shark Rodeo Champion, however I was banned cause I refused to wear that cowardly chainmail suit!

 

[Taegul]

Life was a lot less complicated when I wasn't getting drowned in fan mail every day. Why did I ever agree to pose for Playgirl Magazine?

 

[DarkSimian]

I've spent all of the quarantine with my new wife.....Morgan Fairchild

 

[emsway]

I’m a tough cookie. Nothing affects me. I’m a cool customer.

Okay, that’s only 75% a lie. Maybe 67%.

 

[Taegul]

I am stinking filthy rich.

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad, right?

 

[Series 6]

I was the valedictorian at Princeton

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I have been rocking 6 pack abs my entire life. I'm so tired of it

 

[emsway]

I hate cats.

Especially black cats.

I don’t ever want anyone to hug me, ever again.

 

[Taegul]

Trump makes me wet.

Lol. I'm such a Trump fan I masturbate with Cheeto dust so my penis more closely resembles him.

 

[Taegul]

I am typing this sentence with my penis.

 

[seetheartinme]

I hate being tied up.

 

[Taegul]

I was a consultant on the set of Magic Mike because of my professional experience.

 

[Taegul]

Smiling physically hurts my face so I always avoid it at all costs.

 

[Andrewlongcock]

I am....

I am......Iron Man.

What,....oh wait, .....we’re supposed to tell lies on this thread, whoops.

 

[takenmytime]

I am smart as a horse and hung like Einstein ..... oh wait a minute.....

 

[Taegul]

I am easily offended by pictures of naked women. Gross!

 

[vidiman]

I shall take Trump down by the end of the week!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Fish fear me!