Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I’ve been a flavor consultant for Frito-Lays since I was 9 years old. Some of the many flavors I helped put on the market are, Dill Flamming Hot, MAC & Cheese, Peanut Butter & Jelly, BLT with grandmas love and a bunch more.
 
I was once a National Shark Rodeo Champion, however I was banned cause I refused to wear that cowardly chainmail suit!
 
Life was a lot less complicated when I wasn't getting drowned in fan mail every day. Why did I ever agree to pose for Playgirl Magazine?
 
I’m a tough cookie. Nothing affects me. I’m a cool customer.

Okay, that’s only 75% a lie. Maybe 67%.
 
I am stinking filthy rich.

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad, right? :rolleyes:
 
I have been rocking 6 pack abs my entire life. I'm so tired of it
 
I hate cats.

Especially black cats.

I don’t ever want anyone to hug me, ever again.
 
I was a consultant on the set of Magic Mike because of my professional experience.
 
Smiling physically hurts my face so I always avoid it at all costs.
 
I am....

I am......Iron Man.

What,....oh wait, .....we’re supposed to tell lies on this thread, whoops.
 
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